Metrosexual Moonbats Train for Close Combat

Watch and laugh as metrosexual moonbats prepare themselves for hand-to-hand combat by squirming around on the grass like little kids:

Heat Street reports:

An Antifa group in Chicago called the “Haymaker Collective” recently began raising money on Indiegogo for an “anti-fascist, anti-sexist, anti-racist” “self-defense gym” in the city’s hipster-y Little Village neighborhood. …

Haymaker— a play, it appears, on Haymarket, an 1880s anarchist riot in Chicago that killed one police officer—wanted $44,000 for their safe space. But it raised only a pitiful $6,000 to fight the rising tide of the “alt-right” and “white nationalism” they say is now rife in Donald Trump’s “Amerikkka.”

Nonetheless, they have been training furiously, and will surely Bash the Fash in their trendoid glasses and flowery hats.

On a tip from J.