Texas theater offers “ladies only” screening of Wonder Woman

Here is the deal.

“Apologies, gentlemen, but we’re embracing our girl power and saying ‘No Guys Allowed’ for one special night at the Alamo Ritz. And when we say ‘People Who Identify As Women Only,’ we mean it,” Austin movie theater chain Alamo Drafthouse announced Wednesday about the June 6 showing. “Everyone working at this screening — venue staff, projectionist, and culinary team — will be female.”

Some “men”, and I use that term loosely as they are really weeping va-jay-jays, had their tender feelings hurt.

“Very tacky Alamo,” Facebook user Allan Dale wrote. “I’m all for equality and having a screening specifically stating it is not inclusive to everyone, is against equality. I’m not saying Alamo did this intentionally, but it is still just wrong.”

“It’s sexist and bigoted,” Evan Johnson commented, receiving nearly 40 reactions, more than half of which appeared to be laughing at Johnson’s comment.

“If women are entitled to exclusivity and a sense of togetherness, then so are men,” Greg Martin added. “If you don’t provide the experience people are looking for, others will, and frankly, with that attitude, I’m glad you’re not going to be the ones making that money.”

Jeebus Christ, is everybody an effete leftist crybaby nowadays? If you can’t stand a single night for women only without whining about sexism, bigotry, double standards or unfairness, I suggest you just insert a man-tampon, put on some pretty pink pumps and sashay your way down to the Alamo and tell them you identify as a pussy. Sheesh.

On the other hand, I keep seeing comments from right-wingers that conservatives need to adopt the “perennially outraged about literally everything” tactics of the progs. If this is what that looks like, brother, you can count me out.