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The Perfect Asylum Claim in Germany: “I am a Murderer”

Friday, July 21, 2017 9:57
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Hat tip Gates of Vienna and Egri Nok for translation

Hogan’s Heroes could never have made the Germans look this dumb. Asylum-seekers in Germany have now come up with a claim that is guaranteed to win them asylum. All you have to do is state that you committed rape or murder back in the Old Country, where such crimes are punishable death, and you will be allowed to stay.

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“I know nothing.”

Imagine in 1945 if Heinrich Himmler had shown up on our shores asking for  asylum. He could have merely claimed that if sent back to Germany to stand trial in Nuremberg, he faced the risk of being hanged. By this crazy reasoning, he would have been granted asylum.


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