Solar Eclipses Are Racist

Or in the immortal words of Father Guido Sarducci:

“It’s all-a politics.”

Even the path of the upcoming solar eclipse, according to Boston Globist, Matt Rocheleau, is about political sides:

In the article that we’d like to think was tongue in cheek, but can’t be sure, Matt asks “Is the eclipse throwing shade at Clinton supporters?” The Twitterverse was quick to respond.

Indeed, the Hillary Eclipse would follow no known set astronomic physics – or rules of any kind  for that matter – and that would make it far more awesome: breaking the celestial glass ceiling so to speak.

And I don’t know if this means anything or not but I would point out that the Mormon Trail also cut overwhelmingly through areas that voted for Trump.

I suppose that could indicate some sort of collusion on Trump’s part with one of our other sworn enemies, Mitt Romney. More likely, all it means is that there will be a lot of folks clinging to their guns and religion along the path of totality of the August 21st solar eclipse.