The Mother of Lies???

Guest post by Suzann Darnall

There have been a few items popping up on Social media and the internet about Hillary Clinton possibly considering going into preaching. Now, I do not know whether this is true or not, but I do think people should be a little less skeptical about her being suited for a career in religion. After all, satanic worship is a legitimate religion and Satan has long been called the Father of lies. And, really who do we know who does a better job of lying about anything and everything than Hillary Rodham Clinton???

So, come on, give the woman a break. Who better than Hillary to get people to open their wallets and give her loads of money to line her own pockets? She has extensive experience at passing the hat … without even using a hat! We all know she would use the money for good. At least for whatever is good for Hillary. And, she certainly won’t waste any of it on charities, just ask the Haitians and they can assure you she will keep as much of it in her tight-fisted little hands as possible.

I, for one, would be happy to see Hillary go into preaching. Anything that will take her away from wanting to participate in government. At least then she will be taking money from people who are willing to give it to her, as opposed to passing legislation to steal more from taxpayers who are already taxed too much.

So, Hillary, whether you call it “The Church of Lyingtology” or “The Church of the Holy Mother of Lies”, go for it. You could even give it a nice little Arkansas twist and add snake handling, ‘cause you definitely dealt with enough of them while in Washington, DC and amidst the Democratic Party power-players!!!
Sayonara,
Suzann
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