Cockroaches, Twinkies, and Hillary Clinton

As always, Greg has a brilliant opening monolog. “If ESPN commentators can talk politics, why can’t a president talk sports?”

Bre Payton of the Federalist notes, “We’re always privy to Trump’s inner monolog all the time. Members of the media spend hours and hours and days and days parsing what he really meant. We know exactly what he meant. He said it!” She was referring to Trump’s comment that he might be making a mistake endorsing Luther Strange, because Strange’s opponent in Tuesday’s primary, Judge Roy Moore, is very popular with many Alabamans.

Greg and Tyrus agreed that it feels like Trump is right there in our living rooms. I made that observation yesterday, but I said kitchen.

Kat said all the people who are pretending to be mad at Trump are being “performatively mad.” “We all have things in our real lives that make us way madder!”

Rob from Ricochet points out that there are 23 million emaciated North Koreans right now, and the minute it hits the fan, they are not going to go south; they are going to go north into China. It is China’s problem to solve.

Greg warns viewers that “if you change the channel, we’ll send you a copy of Hillary Clinton’s new book!”
“At the end of life on this planet, three things will remain: cockroaches, Twinkies, and Hillary Clinton!”