Redneck Revolt: Armed Moonbat Militia

Not all of the communists among us have sufficient focus to become college professors. But even the most pathetic losers can still do their part to bring down America, just by buying a preferably Russian-made gun and joining Redneck Revolt:

From a distance, it looks like a scene from any small, conservative town in America: A group of guys palling around in a snow-covered parking lot, taking turns firing down the range while swigging cups of hot coffee to ward off the cold.

Up close, however, it looks quite different. The guns are not American-made, but Russian; forged in the Soviet era. One has a hammer and sickle etched into the bolt. The men are genial but reserved, keeping their distance from the other groups around them. And one of them is complaining bitterly about his coffee. It came in a Styrofoam cup.

Styrofoam is offensive to the earth. It is among the countless things likely to be banned if the moonbats of Redneck Revolt ever have their way.

Redneck Revolt is a national activist organisation that advocates for the downfall of capitalism through the elimination of racism. Its founders believe strongly that working-class liberation can only occur when workers unite, regardless of race. So in 38 different locations around the country, Redneck Revolt mobilises poor, rural white people to stand up for people of colour.

That’s because as moonbats of all colors will tell you, it is the white man’s burden to take care of helplessly incompetent minorities. Redneck Revolt evidently plans to do it by shooting fellow whites who are “racists.” When this has been accomplished, the Dictatorship of the Proletariat will usher in a multiracial golden age of absolute equality.

Hard as it is to take these clowns seriously, if they have guns, that is another reason why you should too.

On tips from Bodhisattva and J.