Woman to Marry Chandelier
It didn’t take long to get from homosexual “marriage” to this:
Amanda Liberty, 33, of Leeds, said she proposed to her favorite chandelier on Valentine’s Day while continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers.
Why should she commit to just a single chandelier, even if she is marrying it? After all, we are meant to regard marriage as a joke now.
“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” Liberty told Caters News.
“I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere,” she says. Lumiere is the chandelier’s name.
Liberals will be delighted to learn that it is not only an open but a same-sex marriage, as she refers to the chandelier with feminine pronouns.
On a tip from J.
Source: http://moonbattery.com/?p=90443
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