Pink Pussy Hats Denounced as Politically Incorrect

You might think nothing could be more politically correct than the pink pussy hats associated with Women’s Marches, which promote all things moonbatty in the name of feminism. Yet not even these silly hats can withstand liberals’ obsessive search for crimethink.

The Women’s March chapter in Pensacola, Fla., posted to its Facebook page that it is discouraging marchers from wearing the hats to this year’s event.

“The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina = woman, and both of these are incorrect. Additionally, the Pink P*ssy Hat is white-focused and Eurocentric in that it assumes that all vaginas are pink; this is also an incorrect assertion,” it posted to its Facebook page. The post has been shared more than 1,200 times.

According to liberal dogma, not all women have vaginas, because some of them are actually men, although only from the point of view of transphobes who refuse to accept that if you pretend to be a woman, you literally are woman. Also, the hats being pink discriminates against black women, who evidently have differently colored private parts. Therefore, the hats are now seen to represent “exclusionary white feminism.”

Nothing can stay at the cutting edge of liberal absolutism for long. The voracious condemnation of all things tainted with ideological impurity will not stop until there is nothing left but the weirdly sanctimonious malice that drives it.

On a tip from TCS III.