Ahmad Khan Rahami: Friendly Fat Muslim Chicken-man by Day, Mad Bomber at Night? “Two Guys” Found Both Bombs?

by Scott Creighton

Thankfully there is a convenient video shot out of a window (shades of the Boston bomber shootout?) showing Ahmad Khan Rahami, the friendly fat Muslim chicken-man, running down the street in Jersey before he was shot and disabled by police, eventually arrested and taken alive into custody.

Then you have the “I seen it” video where you see absolutely nothing.

Then the “chicken-man down” video.

He worked at the chicken place and sometimes gave out free chicken cus he was an evil Muslim I suppose. Either that or he was just a decent friendly guy living in Jersey.

A frequent patron of the restaurant, Ryan McCann, 33, said Ahmad Rahami was friendly and did not seem outwardly angry. Rather, Mr. McCann said, he was obsessed with fast cars, specifically Honda civics custom built to race.

Mr. Rahami wore Western-style clothing, hung out on the sidewalk with friends and often slipped his regular customers free food, he said.

“He’s a very friendly guy; he gave me free chicken,” Mr. McCann said. “He was always the most friendly man you ever met.” New York Times

They said he was arrested after being found “sleeping in a doorway” a couple miles from his home. Sleeping in a doorway? He figured he would take a nap while he was the subject of the biggest manhunt in New York since that vender’s truck was called a bomb in Times Square? Why would he do that?

The Feds say that he traveled to Afghanistan some time ago but that he wasn’t on the radar of the FBI like so many other previous terror suspects were.

And I just saw this….

According to the story from the Elizabeth, New Jersey bomb scare, two men walked out of a restaurant and found a heavy bag sitting on a trash can. They figured they could steal it and picked it up and took it half a block away until, they said, it was too heavy for them to carry so they set it down and looked inside and found some bombs that were later picked up by the police.

Well, interestingly enough, another set of guys are actually the ones who found the other unexploded bomb in Chelsea.

“Surveillance video shows a man dragging what appears to be a duffel bag with wheels near the site of the West 23rd street explosion about 40 minutes before the blast, according to multiple local and federal law enforcement sources.

About 10 minutes later, surveillance video shows the same man with what appears to be the same duffel bag on West 27th street, multiple law enforcement sources said.

In the video, the man leaves the duffel bag where police later found the unexploded pressure cooker. After he leaves, the video shows two other men removing a white garbage bag believed to contain the pressure cooker from the duffel bag and leaving it on the sidewalk, according to a senior law enforcement official and another source familiar with the video.” CNN

What? Are there just roving bands of male couples roaming around Jersey and New York opening various bags they find on the street all day long? What do you think the odds are that both of these bombs were found by two guys taking a bag they find lying around and opening it and then leaving the bombs laying on the sidewalks in Jersey and New York? How long can you leave a bag lying in the tri-state area without having some Jersey shore boys rummaging through it?

Wouldn’t it be funny if it were the same two guys? ah, I’m just kidding. They wouldn’t be that sloppy.