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I’m Free!! yea… and there was great rejoicing

Thursday, October 27, 2016 8:23
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by Scott Creighton

Hi guys. I am back from my short stay at the hospital. Everything went alright. Seems like I had a small embolism in my right lung but remarkably, my PT/INR is still therapeutic somehow… so it wasn’t all that bad. I’ve gained some weight (so they claim, lying bastards) and my cholesterol is kinda high (is 187 really high? really?) so they gave me a script for that. Plus now I have to wear a compression stocking. I hear they come in fashionable looks these days. I want one that reads “Google Building 7” There’s an idea: conspiracy theory compression stockings. I like it.

Or how about one that looks like a big open wound on my calf? That would be cool. Or one that looks like a sock with a kilo of coke in it. I could wear that one to the airport. Or one that looks like a little drop-gun holstered on my leg. I could wear that one to the courthouse. Just think of the fun you could have with those.

Anyway, that you all for the support and the comments on the other thread. I couldn’t reply with my phone at the hospital but I did read them and it was nice too see folks care about you when your feeling a bit low like I was. It meant a lot.

I’ll be back at it later today. Gotta get some rest without having someone wake me up every hour for a test or some blood (what do they do with all that blood anyway?) or a probe (do they really have to probe you like that or were they just messing with me?) so I’m taking a nap. Will be back soon. Thanks again guys.



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