It’s become sort of a tradition for presidential candidates to make promises about what they’ll do in the first 100 days of their presidency.
Today in Gettysburg, Donald Trump gave a speech (on what he called “hollowed ground”), and laid out his plan for the first 100 days: sue all the women who’ve accused him of groping them.
This pledge echoes Abraham Lincoln’s famous speech in the same spot:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers vowed to sue the hell out of all those nasty women…
Oh wait. That’s not how it went, is it?
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