Cuckservatives: Rand Paul Went To Haiti To Court a Billionaire Sugar Daddy

By Hunter Wallace

Thanks to Jack Hunter, we now know why Rand Paul left the campaign trail this week to go to Haiti:

“Paul arrived in Haiti on Sunday aboard the private jet of Republican donor Gary Heavin, the Texas-based founder of the Curves fitness center franchise. He and his wife were at Paul’s side for much of the week.

Heavin, who has been active in Haitian charity work since a 2010 earthquake devastated the capital city, said he’s yet to decide whether to support Paul formally, but he’s already ruled out the other candidates.

“If I support anyone in the Republican Party, it’s him,” Heavin said in an interview on a bustling street outside the eye clinic. He said he has the capacity to donate more than $10 million and would back Paul if Heavin is “confident in his ability to influence the process.” …

Remember, there are “highly sophisticated killers” out there who have 100 percent control over their political puppets.

Note: Deez Nuts, who recently entered the 2016 presidential race, is polling better than Rand Paul.