Cuckservatives: “I Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me”

By Hunter Wallace

In what has become a morning ritual since August, I woke up, grabbed a cup of coffee, and began scanning through the top mainstream cuckservative websites – National Review, The Week, Redstate, The Federalist – in order to see what the cucks are saying about the Donald Trump presidential campaign.

My first stop is always National Review and the first thing that caught my eye there was this blog post by David French in The Corner blog:

“But those who waste time following Twitter wars (I’m occasionally guilty — when I’m bored and stuck in traffic) can spot what else is going on here. In condemning pandering, Coulter is using language that appeals to a microscopic slice of the Twitterverse that is obsessed with the notion that the GOP is full of so-called “cuckservatives” (short for “cuckolded conservative”). Who is a cuckservative? Someone like this …

“Race-cucking their own families.” That’s next-level strange.”

Okay, whatever … just a blog post, not interesting enough to write about. Then I logged onto Twitter where the gang had found something that piqued my interest:

Cuckservatives @DavidAFrench & @NancyAFrench: “Dems r da real racists — muh black child”: http://t.co/sVJkQHNS6J @nro @kevinnr

— End Cultural Marxism (@genophilia) September 18, 2015

—> @DavidAFrench @NancyAFrench’s avi. @DarklyEnlighten #cuckservative #NRORevolt

— End Cultural Marxism (@genophilia) September 18, 2015

@genophilia @DavidAFrench had been keeping a low profile throughout the #cuckservative wars on Twitter

— Hunter Wallace (@occdissent) September 18, 2015

As it happens, we were right … the GOP really is full of both figurative and LITERAL cuckservatives like David French:

“What is that, dear reader? You don’t understand how my family traveling to a poverty stricken African tribal area to take a starving, abandoned girl into our American family and loving her as fiercely and deeply as we love our biological children could be considered a bad thing? Well, see, you don’t realize that my family is…. how can I put this politely…. Republican. We are white conservatives, and the little girl we got from Africa is black. While most won’t come out and say they wish we’d left her in Africa to starve rather than be exposed to conservatism, I’m not sure what other conclusion to draw.”

And here:

“Are my husband and I Republicans? Yes. And we also love our little black child. I’m learning, for example, how to braid hair with colorful beads, I’m learning which colors look good against her chocolate colored skin tone, and I’ll teach her about her country of origin right after she learns her ABCs.

Wow, but it gets better:

Nancy French was complaining in that article about a nasty video that was posted on the Huffington Post website. It turns out that her husband won the Ronald Reagan award at the 2012 CPAC and Nancy was there with her adopted black daughter in tow wearing an “I Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me” shirt.”

The cuckservative virtue signaling here is so over the top that it can only be compared to Bruno’s introduction of Baby O.J.:

Note: The actor Nick Searcy from “Justified,” who frequently appears on The Greg Gutfeld Show on FOX News, is another example.