Associated Press has just learned a SHOCKING revelation. Noted user Courtney W, more commonly known as “Jngy Slate” on the popular website Luelinks, has been confirmed as a reptillian demon clone. Sources are unable to determine when the reptillian demon clone took control, or if she was always a reptillian demon clone, however it is definitly real and a true thing that is real.
Donald Trump announced in a private meeting that he will make fighting demon reptiian clones priority #1 on his secret president agenda. Associate Press has not been able to reach Jngy “Reptile” Slate for comment yet, but we assume she is basking on a warm rock