Memo To Donald: Canning Jeff Sessions Would Be The Type Of Retardation Legends Are Made Of

So, I’m not going to rehash the tweets because I’m assuming that even people locked away in bunkers have read them in the last couple of days.

Nor am I going to resurrect the Jeff Sessions Russian recusal thing aside from saying that the decision may have been due to the Attorney General not realizing that Jews and their ilk don’t have honor, mock the Christian concept of proper conduct, and will use your own momentum to stab you in the back in some twisted mockery of judo – I advice Sessions to read my article from a couple months ago for educational purposes.

What I will do is remind the President that at the moment he has no real allies aside from the former Alabama Senator, and that ruining his influence will likely doom us all.

Wall Street Journal:

President Donald Trump expressed his disappointment in Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Tuesday and questioned the importance of Mr. Sessions’s early endorsement of Mr. Trump’s candidacy, but the president declined to say whether he planned to fire him.

“It’s not like a great loyal thing about the endorsement,” Mr. Trump said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal. “I’m very disappointed in Jeff Sessions.”

Donald, I was at the rally in which this endorsement occurred, and I would like to say beyond a shadow of a doubt that any further attacks on Sessions – a man who is a Nationalist by any definition of the word – would be an act of castration upon yourself and your Administration.

Asked whether he would remove Mr. Sessions from office, Mr. Trump said he was unhappy with the attorney general’s decision to recuse himself from the probe into Russia’s meddling in the 2016 presidential election.

The president has repeatedly criticized Mr. Sessions in recent interviews and on Twitter.

“I’m just looking at it,” the president said when asked how long he could continue to criticize Mr. Sessions without firing him. “I’ll just see. It’s a very important thing.”

Mr. Trump said he had no immediate plans to make any other changes to his top staff.

Mr. President, with all due respect, your cabinet sucks – you’re not going to get Bill Mitchell-level cuckboi squeals from me.

Flynn is gone, Bannon’s been broken and humbled, our Magic Negro Ben Carson is lying low taking a nap somewhere, and well, that’s about it.

We have a couple ladies nobody cares about, we have Mitch McConnell’s Asian wife, we have a few Neo-Cons like McMaster and Mattis, we have Super McCuck John Kelly, we had shekel-grubbing scumbag Andy Puzder for awhile, and we have a cabal of Jews with Kushner added in for good measure.

Tillerson I suppose has been acceptable (as long as he plays nice with Russia and Syria), but if I had to bet, I would guess that he’ll be next to incur your wrath on Twitter.

That being said, Sessions is the last one-hundred percent decent man left standing, and it should also be noted that most of the successful MAGA policies on the domestic front (mostly immigration issues) have been due to Jeff’s tenacity and grit – period.

Not to mention the fact that, since you’ve brought up the Hillary investigations once again, could you please answer whether you think the following (((guy))) is going to indict her?

Methinks not.