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NASA Infrared Telescope Shows Planet X, Nibiru Very Clearly

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There are presently nine known planets in the solar system. It is possible that a tenth planet, referred to as “Planet X,” exists and is waiting to be discovered.

4,359 years ago, during the cataclysm known as “Noah’s flood“, “sudden changes in temperature, violent storms and water avalanches from Antarctica broke off from their ‘ice prison’ Dr. John T. Hollin at Maine University (U.S.A.) considers that large pieces periodically came out of the Antarctic ice field creating a huge tide” (Zecharia Sitchin, The Twelfth Planet).

3,600 years ago, during the Jews’ Exodus from Egypt in the middle of the second millennium B.C., the Earth suffered big cataclysms. “A celestial body that recently entered our solar system – a new comet – came very close to Earth causing the eventual disappearance of the glacier layer“ (Immanuel Velikovsky, “Worlds in Collision“).

From our research, we think Nibiru will appear in December 2016 and pass over at the end of August 2017.

After the Passover of Nibiru/Pole-shift, we think volcanic dust gloom will last up to 40 years. 3600 years ago, Moses reported 40 years where he wandered just east of the volcanoes in the Mediterranean.

 Is NASA predicting a “total blackout” of Earth on Nov. 15 to Nov. 29?

A: Absolutely not. Neither NASA nor any other scientific organization is predicting such a blackout. The false reports on this issue claim that some sort of “alignment of the Universe” will cause a blackout. There is no such alignment (see next question). Some versions of this rumor cite an emergency preparedness message from NASA Administrator Charles Bolden. This is simply a message encouraging people to be prepared for emergencies, recorded as part of a wider government preparedness campaign. It never mentions a blackout.

Q: Could planets align in a way that impacts Earth?

A: There are no planetary alignments in the next few decades and even if these alignments were to occur, their effects on the Earth would be negligible. One major alignment occurred in 1962, for example, and two others happened during 1982 and 2000. Each December the Earth and sun align with the approximate center of the Milky Way Galaxy but that is an annual event of no consequence.


 
Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?

A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2017, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.

Q: What is the polar shift theory? Is it true that the Earth’s crust does a 180-degree rotation around the core in a matter of days if not hours?

A: A reversal in the rotation of Earth is impossible. There are slow movements of the continents (for example Antarctica was near the equator hundreds of millions of years ago), but that is irrelevant to claims of reversal of the rotational poles.They claim a relationship between the rotation and the magnetic polarity of Earth, which does change irregularly, with a magnetic reversal taking place every 400,000 years on average. As far as we know, such a magnetic reversal doesn’t cause any harm to life on Earth. Scientists believe a magnetic reversal is very unlikely to happen in the next few millennia.

Q: Is the Earth in danger of being hit by a meteor in 2017?

A: The Earth has always been subject to impacts by comets and asteroids, although big hits are very rare. The last big impact was 65 million years ago, and that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Today NASA astronomers are carrying out a survey called the Spaceguard Survey to find any large near-Earth asteroids long before they hit. 

Q: Is there a danger from giant solar storms predicted for 2017?A: Solar activity has a regular cycle, with peaks approximately every 11 years. Near these activity peaks, solar flares can cause some interruption of satellite communications, although engineers are learning how to build electronics that are protected against most solar storms. . The next solar maximum will occur in the 2017-2018 time frame and is predicted to be an average solar cycle, no different than previous cycles throughout history.

Scientists understand that Earth’s magnetic field has flipped its polarity many times over the millennia. In other words, if you were alive about 800,000 years ago, and facing what we call north with a magnetic compass in your hand, the needle would point to ‘south.’ This is because a magnetic compass is calibrated based on Earth’s poles. The N-S markings of a compass would be 180 degrees wrong if the polarity of today’s magnetic field were reversed. Many doomsday theorists have tried to take this natural geological occurrence and suggest it could lead to Earth’s destruction. But would there be any dramatic effects? The answer, from the geologic and fossil records we have from hundreds of past magnetic polarity reversals, seems to be ‘no.’

Reversals are the rule, not the exception. Earth has settled in the last 20 million years into a pattern of a pole reversal about every 200,000 to 300,000 years, although it has been more than twice that long since the last reversal. A reversal happens over hundreds or thousands of years, and it is not exactly a clean back flip. Magnetic fields morph and push and pull at one another, with multiple poles emerging at odd latitudes throughout the process. Scientists estimate reversals have happened at least hundreds of times over the past three billion years. And while reversals have happened more frequently in “recent” years, when dinosaurs walked Earth a reversal was more likely to happen only about every one million years.

Sediment cores taken from deep ocean floors can tell scientists about magnetic polarity shifts, providing a direct link between magnetic field activity and the fossil record. The Earth’s magnetic field determines the magnetization of lava as it is laid down on the ocean floor on either side of the Mid-Atlantic Rift where the North American and European continental plates are spreading apart. As the lava solidifies, it creates a record of the orientation of past magnetic fields much like a tape recorder records sound. The last time that Earth’s poles flipped in a major reversal was about 780,000 years ago, in what scientists call the Brunhes-Matuyama reversal. The fossil record shows no drastic changes in plant or animal life. Deep ocean sediment cores from this period also indicate no changes in glacial activity, based on the amount of oxygen isotopes in the cores. This is also proof that a polarity reversal would not affect the rotation axis of Earth, as the planet’s rotation axis tilt has a significant effect on climate and glaciation and any change would be evident in the glacial record.

Earth’s polarity is not a constant. Unlike a classic bar magnet, or the decorative magnets on your refrigerator, the matter governing Earth’s magnetic field moves around. Geophysicists are pretty sure that the reason Earth has a magnetic field is because its solid iron core is surrounded by a fluid ocean of hot, liquid metal. This process can also be modeled with supercomputers. Ours is, without hyperbole, a dynamic planet. The flow of liquid iron in Earth’s core creates electric currents, which in turn create the magnetic field. So while parts of Earth’s outer core are too deep for scientists to measure directly, we can infer movement in the core by observing changes in the magnetic field. The magnetic north pole has been creeping northward – by more than 600 miles (1,100 km) – since the early 19th century, when explorers first located it precisely. It is moving faster now, actually, as scientists estimate the pole is migrating northward about 40 miles per year, as opposed to about 10 miles per year in the early 20th century.

Another doomsday hypothesis about a geomagnetic flip plays up fears about incoming solar activity. This suggestion mistakenly assumes that a pole reversal would momentarily leave Earth without the magnetic field that protects us from solar flares and coronal mass ejections from the sun. But, while Earth’s magnetic field can indeed weaken and strengthen over time, there is no indication that it has ever disappeared completely. A weaker field would certainly lead to a small increase in solar radiation on Earth – as well as a beautiful display of aurora at lower latitudes – but nothing deadly. Moreover, even with a weakened magnetic field, Earth’s thick atmosphere also offers protection against the sun’s incoming particles.

The science shows that magnetic pole reversal is – in terms of geologic time scales – a common occurrence that 

happens gradually over millennia. While the conditions that cause polarity reversals are not entirely predictable – the north pole’s movement could subtly change direction.
WISE scanned the entire sky between 2010 and 2011, producing the most comprehensive survey at mid-infrared wavelengths currently available. With the completion of its primary mission, WISE was shut down in 2011. It was then reactivated in 2013 and given a new mission assisting NASA’s efforts to identify potentially hazardous near-Earth objects (NEOs), which are asteroids and comets on orbits that bring them into the vicinity of Earth’s orbit. The mission was renamed the Near-Earth Object Wide-field Infrared Survey Explorer (NEOWISE).  

The new website uses the data to search for unknown objects in and beyond our own solar system. In 2016, astronomers at Caltech in Pasadena, California, showed that several distant solar system objects possessed orbital features indicating they were affected by the gravity of an as-yet-undetected planet, which the researchers nicknamed “Planet Nine.” If Planet Nine — also known as Planet X — exists and is as bright as some predictions, it could show up in WISE data.

The search also may discover more distant objects like brown dwarfs, sometimes called failed stars, in nearby interstellar space.

“Brown dwarfs form like stars but evolve like planets, and the coldest ones are much like Jupiter,” said team member Jackie Faherty, an astronomer at the American Museum of Natural History in New York. “By using Backyard Worlds: Planet 9, the public can help us discover more of these strange rogue worlds.”
Unlike more distant objects, those in or closer to the solar system appear to move across the sky at different rates. The best way to discover them is through a systematic search of moving objects in WISE images. While parts of this search can be done by computers, machines are often overwhelmed by image artifacts, especially in crowded parts of the sky. These include brightness spikes associated with star images and blurry blobs caused by light scattered inside WISE’s instruments.

Backyard Worlds: Planet 9 relies on human eyes because we easily recognize the important moving objects while ignoring the artifacts. It’s a 21st-century version of the technique astronomer Clyde Tombaugh used to find Pluto in 1930, a discovery made 87 years ago this week.

On the website, people around the world can work their way through millions of “flipbooks,” which are brief animations showing how small patches of the sky changed over several years. Moving objects flagged by participants will be prioritized by the science team for follow-up observations by professional astronomers. Participants will share credit for their discoveries in any scientific publications that result from the project.

“Backyard Worlds: Planet 9 has the potential to unlock once-in-a-century discoveries, and it’s exciting to think they could be spotted first by a citizen scientist,” said team member Aaron Meisner, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of California, Berkeley, who specializes in analyzing WISE images.

Backyard Worlds: Planet 9 is a collaboration between NASA, UC Berkeley, the American Museum of Natural History in New York, Arizona State University, the Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore, and Zooniverse, a collaboration of scientists, software developers and educators who collectively develop and manage citizen science projects on the internet.

NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, manages and operates WISE for NASA’s Science Mission Directorate. The WISE mission was selected competitively under NASA’s Explorers Program managed by the agency’s Goddard Space Flight Center. The science instrument was built by the Space Dynamics Laboratory in Logan, Utah. The spacecraft was built by Ball Aerospace & Technologies Corp. in Boulder, Colorado. Science operations and data processing take place at the Infrared Processing and Analysis Center at Caltech, which manages JPL for NASA. 

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SOURCE : http://www.mydailyinformer.com/nasa-infrared-telescope-shows-planet-x-nibiru-very-clearly/



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    • Boo

      Like the author of this articles perspective on the whole Planet X thing. Putting a little sanity back into crazy turns this story has been taking over the past few years.

      • TheJeffness

        I never bought it….but lately out of all the craziest conspiracy theories, I am starting to think one is correct….the ones focusing on total cataclysms I mean. I lead toward geomagnetic reversal….do logical planet x believers view the two things as interconnected, and how so? Could be nibiru is used to discredit the clear information showing we are in the middle of a geomagnetic reversal….the rate the magnetic poles have shifted in past 50 years, the rate the magnetic shield has faded, the brief magnetosphere reversal that they tried to get evidence of from like 3 years ago….Its so clear, earth’s magnetic field fades in few years down by like 10% according to EUSA, and has already faded like 5% before then…clearly showing the fade is intensifying, then they end their mission couple years ago…where is the update?! Where is the update on the position of the magnetic poles?! Last time was from few years ago, each year they exponentially move faster towards equator. The north could be over central asia by now….when I hear scientist state things like “most likely within the next thousand years it will happen….don’t worry though it takes 100 years to complete, and there has been no evidence of mass extinctions”….Don’t worry, because you just stated that we shouldn’t worry about humans being extinct, so what…then I shouldn’t worry that it may kill off like half or 95% of humans?! WHERE IS THE CONCERN IF IT ISNT REAL?! ITS BAFFLING…that’s even without planet X, geomagnetic reversals happen every 100,000 years, its been 100,000 years or so since last one.

    • unidentified

      i’m glad it was debunked as an internet hoax and we dont have to worry about planet x causing massive global destruction and death

    • Anonymous

      This is one of the best articles ever about Nibiru that BIN has ever had but the readers here aren’t going to like it. Nibiru, although it is nowhere around these parts, is a mainstay of BIN. This means that we are going to go back to ebola, Russian soldiers behind every tree, and maybe a comet somewhere. Sad! :eek:

      • Central Scrutinizer

        So what do I do with my BINNERS 2.0 glasses now? I bought stock i9n that company, and now you are telling me that the Mythical, Magical Erf Killing Planet “ain’t” gonna show up now!?!?!?!

        Man, I hate when that happens.

        Guess I have to go back to my quest of reaching the Ice Wall and seeing what’s on the other side of the Flat Erf’. Hey, maybe there is something on the other side that can be spotted only with my BINNERS! That’s it, I’m taking my set on my next expedition!!! :mrgreen:

        • BEEF SUPREME

          You can’t go to the other side of da urf.

          You would fall UP.

          Nobody needs that kind of crap in their lives.

          • Anonymous

            Beef, when you’re right, you’re right. :idea:

        • Anonymous

          I use my SOLARBINNERS for spotting UFO’s in the dark now. They are really good for that. And another thing about BINNERS? They can follow the curvature of da ‘Erf, so right away your BINNERS prove the world is round.

          There is still a place for our new SOLARBINNERS, but we have to be flexible. :eek:

          • Central Scrutinizer

            Whew…… I’m so glad the business has been re-purposed. I stood to loose my shirt on this deal, if the BINNERS went by the wayside. UFO’s huh?!?! I like it!!! :mrgreen:

    • beLIEve

      The First Jewish Lie: The Old Testament fabrication that the Israelites were slaves in Egypt — John Kaminski

      https://www.darkmoon.me/2015/the-first-jewish-lie-the-old-testament-fabrication-that-the-israelites-were-slaves-in-egypt-john-kaminski/

      * * *
      NASA IN HEBREW MEANS TO DECEIVE
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCgVbSYLbE

      * * *

      And another thing……

      Earth is an ANAGRAM of HEART and some people say ….

      Earth is at the HEART of the Universe…….

      i.e……..STATIONARY….CENTRED ..with stars etc …travelling in CONCENTRIC CIRCLES ..above us…….

      FOLLOWING the shape of the FIRMAMENT :idea:

      EARTH IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKDSPyv62Y4

      * * *
      “The Earth is at the Centre of the Universe”
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vg_Q9f1KpM

      :smile:

    • Anonymous

      There is a brown dwarf star in our solar system, but it never gets close to the inner or known outer planets. It’s aphelion/perihelion is 447.6 AU/134.8 AU. Here you can find its mass and orbital parameters (we called it Vulcan when we found it in 2002):

      http://www.barry.warmkessel.com/vulcanrevealed.html
      VULCAN REVEALED
      A Dangerous New Jovian Sized Body In Our Solar System

      Notice that its orbital inclination, 48.44 +/-0.23 degrees, is close for one of the two possible values for Planet Nine (18 or 48 degrees).

      It does generate comet swarms and collisions of some of these do produce Ice Ages. In fact, the weather changes can give us at least two independent measurements of this object’s orbital period, 4969.3 years.

      http://www.barry.warmkessel.com/combinedperiods.html
      FOUR INDEPENDENT MEASUREMENTS OF VULCAN’S PERIOD

      2017 may be a dangerous year for an impact, but this is a ‘soft’ number.

    • tatsmaki

      All soothing claims are meaningless. Because the cleanup of Earth and our cosmos is ongoing now.
      [Important info on the End of Earth from the Creators]
      Planet Nibiru that’s larger by 5 times than Earth
      collides on South pole side of Earth in mid-October, 2017
      The Earth is crushed and disappears
      May 22, 2017 T. Tatsmaki (Japan)
      The Creators have given everything gratuitously for Earth too.
      Nevertheless, the Earth is under the tyranny of plutocratic slave domination by reptilian humanoids of the Lizard (4-D reptile type humanoids covered whole body with scales) being minions of draconian lizards of the Draco (5-D flying lizards waking with 2 legs under evil monarchy: the official emblem of UK capital London). The Earth has been taken over by them through shapeshifters of reptilian humanoids consisting of all ruling layers of all nations on Earth.
      Their planets of the Lizard and the Draco were swept away from our space by the Creators on April 11, 2017.
      Planet NIBIRU that’s larger than the Earth by 5 times is rapidly approaching to Earth. And it collides with the South pole side of Earth in mid-October, 2017. Thereby, the Earth is crushed and disappears from our cosmos.
      Next, about 20,000 planets of evil and corrupt covilizations will be swept away from our cosmos for normalization of the cosmic order by the Creators.
      http://etatsmakijpn.over-blog.com/2017/05/promotion-of-ww3-on-russia-by-obana-trump-admins-collapsed.html
       

      • b4

        hey tatsmaki–we all know your insane with your crazy rants–dont worry about it–you will be long dead, along with the rest of us from whatever reason–nobody gets out alive…

    • marquise

      thats why theres is ton of video showing a celestial body ( lens flare for people suffering from cognitive dissonance)near the sun since 2010, and they come from everywhere in the world. Call it planet x, nibiru, dwarf star, sriracha planet who cares, invest 200 dollars in a telescope, buy a celestial chart and see it for yourself. This fat b**ch should’nt be there

      • Anonymous

        Should’nt be where? How about posting the coordinates so I can take out my NEWSOLARBINNERS and take a look-see?

    • jdpent01

      jdp…Yep, the truth tellers never lie, unless its to keep pandemonium down across the world,. Just look at the fact and decide for your self, planet X 10 TIME SIZE OF EARTH HAS A VERY STRONG MAGNETIC FORCE WHY BECAUSE ITS 10 TIMES THE SIZE, SO THIS FORCE WILL HAVE A SERIOUS IMPACT TO THE EARTH, THE BIBLE EVEN SAYS SO AND GOD CAN’T LIE OR HE WOULD NOT BE GOD and the bible says that every mountain will be moved out of its place and all the islands will disappear this is not done by a negligible force or a little weak force. So get ready for it, by knowing God and his only Son Jesus the ‘Christ’ God says that a time of testing is coming to the Earth, but some will be taken out of the way of testing [ those that are his children] will be taken, how do you know if your one of his children, if you have been baptized for remission of Sin calling upon Jesus as Lord and Savior from a watery grave i.e. immersed in water when rising up out of the water the Holy Spirit gives you a seal of promise on your forehead, thus when Jesus returns he will know his by the seal they have. He will send his messenger [Angel] to round up those that are his. So why wait, get to know the lord today before its to late, Tomorrow is no guarantee when he comes its over.

    • Sue Rosenorn

      Very scary event to think young people may take a stupid chance and look at it without protection.

    • LifeIs

      Sigh. Charlatans and disinformation operatives to the contrary,

      The Earth’s spin can be retrograde, as it has been in (just barely) historical times. As that of Venus is. It happens when the tilt of our axis is changed,

      By interaction at interplanetary distances with the charge field of Planet X.

      Magnetic pole movement is incidental to this. Our magnetic field is produced by electric current flowing through the plasma around us.

      Venus, whose spin is synchronized with Earth’s orbit around the Sun, was disintegrated by a near-collision with Planet X. And was reborn, re-formed. The surface is young, almost entirely un-cratered. There are 20 to 40 ton chunks of its former hydrocarbon atmosphere, disintegrating just above our atmosphere every few seconds.

      Since the early 1990s, the considerable power of the US government, and other governments, have been employed to conceal the existence of Planet X. But enough information is available, for those equipped to think it through, connect the dots, filter out the BS, and avoid the disinformation.

      Enough to make it clear what is going on, with the small asteroids, the meteors, the seismic activity, anomalous tides and waves, the Pioneer anomaly, the infrared instruments at the South Pole and Mt. Graham, and others, the mysterious ISS, the dead astronomers, the behavior of the Sun, changes in weather patterns, deep underground bases, and money-printing like there’s no tomorrow.

      A large planet moves the entire solar system, as we see with Jupiter. The distances of the planets from the Sun follow a pattern. Bode’s law. This is because they and the Sun have electrical charge, and they repel each other. This explains MANY things, like why our orbit is stable over time, even though we orbit where the Sun was 8 minutes ago. And these charge fields interact at great distances.

      Planet X pushes and jostles us. And when it’s highly inclined orbit brings it close enough to us, we get pushed hard enough, that our orbital inertia flips us. It’s like tripping someone.

      Our poles will re-locate. Our equator will re-locate. It has happened before, many times. The sea water in our equatorial bulge, 13 miles high, will re-locate. We will experience sudden climate changes.

      Goodbye, everybody.

      • LifeIs

        And yes my typing fingers put an apostrophe in “its,” when they shouldn’t have.

        • Boo

          Lifeis … the world has a historical pattern of it’s rising and falling nations making crazy decision’s without a Planet X to help them along. But let’s say your right … it’s back to the stone age and regardless of what anyone thinks, chances of finishing your life out as a cave man in it’s wake are few and far between. Making any conversations one can have on the subject an exercise in futility.
          Unless one gets off on thinking about the hundreds of different ways this Planet X could take them out …

          • LifeIs

            Boo, my point was, the decisions that have been made, about this, since the early 1990s, were not crazy decisions.

            They were rational decisions informed by science.

            You can’t change much of anything in the Universe, but we still like to understand it. And talk about it. Our civilization will die in the very near future, but that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about it. Understand it.

            Oddly, Boo and Central and Beef, it’s not about me. You folks are so accustomed to ad hominem arguing, you’re missing the point, and you’re missing the whole story.

            • Central Scrutinizer

              So…. Do you want the Pink Salt stash or not? :mrgreen:

      • Central Scrutinizer

        ^^^ Goodbye, everybody????

        Does this mean you are taking your leave Capt. PE??? Say it ain’t so.
        Who will make up the ever growing EPIC ‘Lists’ of nonsense?
        Who will I make fun of now?
        But most importantly, who is going to be the beneficiary of my Mega Stash of Pink Salt???

        Don’t go, Capt. PE………. :mrgreen:

        • BEEF SUPREME

          Soon we’ll all see Ralph riding Nibiru as it passes like Slim Pickens rode the nuke bomb in Dr. Strangelove.

    • Firmament Does Exist

      All disinformation.

    • Synickel

      Best way to get me to terminate watching your video is to use a computerized narrator. Bye.

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