Profile image
Story Views

Last Hour:
Last 24 Hours:

RECAP: All Quiet on the Western Front

Monday, October 17, 2016 19:47
% of readers think this story is Fact. Add your two cents.

The theme in this game was the Penguins could be the first team since the 19-whatever Red Wings to go 3-0 as defending Cup champs, so you basically knew they were going to lose right out of the gate.

Gotta start this by saying that ol’ Double-J is all class with the anthems. If you don’t get jammed up when Jeff Jimerson belts out the Star Spangled Banner, get real. You probably think Iggy Azalea is good at freestyling. 


Both teams exchanged chances early and some good hockey was played until the parades to the penalty box started.

The Avalanche came out strong for a paltry few minutes, but the Penguins eventually started to get the train rolling. Evgeni Malkin took a high stick to the face that went uncalled. As he went to the locker-room for some dental repair, Mike Sullivan was busy planting the seeds of redemption.

You have to give Sullivan the credit for the makeup call. He got in the officials heads in a classic Sullivan fashion.

The Penguins got their power-play handed to them on a silver platter. Mike Sullivan gripes, Phil Kessel snipes. How’s that for a hot 16? Eat your heart out, Azalea.

The second goal came shortly after as the Penguins continued to pile on the shot attempts. After a quick dump in, all three of the Penguin forwards clogged up the wall and their incessant pressure caused a turnover. Using his renown Dad Strength, Matt Cullen banged him a rebound in front to give the Penguins a 2-0 lead.

Unfortunately for the Penguins, there’s a reason they say a 2-0 lead is the worst lead in hockey.

The Penalty bug paid a visit to the Penguins as the first period expired. The ghost of Jarome Iginla score from the top left side of the ice (pay attention, this becomes a recurring theme here.)

Shortly after that, Patrick Wiercioch scored from an eerily similar position. MAF was screened for both goals, so it’s whatevs. Let’s not get the goaltender controversy media train running just yet.


The Penguins annihilated the Avalanche in shot-attempts in the 2nd period by a 21-12 clip. The Av’s only chance came on a disallowed goal for a distinct kicking motion.

The rest of the period was a bunch of shot-attempts with nothing doing for the Penguins.


You almost thought that the Penguins took the lead in this one when Evgeni Malkin blasted a shot past Pickard, but after video replay, they disallowed the goal because Malkin made contact with Pikard’s glove three seconds before he shot the puck into the net or something like that.

The Penguins had their moment in the sun in the third period when they started dominating possession in the offensive zone. This lead to a power-play opportunity.

Trevor Daley, who was traded for Rob Scuderi if you can believe that, cashed in for the Penguins with an absolute bomb from the point. Just when you thought everything was coming up Milhouse, the Penguins went to the well one time too many.

Reality of the situation is that six penalties is way too many penalties.


Landeskog city on the power-play. Tied game. See you in OT.


22 seconds long. Landeskog city part 2. See you in game four.


  • Pens dominated this game overall and didn’t have the puck luck to put the Av’s away
  • Can’t even be mad at MAF tonight. Made some big saves. Unfortunately he couldn’t see through screens for half the game.
  • Elite performance by Matt Cullen tonight. 17 shot attempts for, six against. That whole line was dominant.
  • HBK line got bottled up big time in this one.


We encourage you to Share our Reports, Analyses, Breaking News and Videos. Simply Click your Favorite Social Media Button and Share.

Report abuse


Your Comments
Question   Razz  Sad   Evil  Exclaim  Smile  Redface  Biggrin  Surprised  Eek   Confused   Cool  LOL   Mad   Twisted  Rolleyes   Wink  Idea  Arrow  Neutral  Cry   Mr. Green

Top Stories
Recent Stories



Top Global

Top Alternative



Email this story
Email this story

If you really want to ban this commenter, please write down the reason:

If you really want to disable all recommended stories, click on OK button. After that, you will be redirect to your options page.