Browns 27, Washington 13
To paraphrase “Major League”, “this team ain’t so f*cking bad.” I’m not sure if the Browns are going to win a game or two this year, but if they do, it might as well be this one.
Washington 24, Browns 13
I’ve been out of town, so I’m not plugged into the pulse of local sports talk radio. All I know is Gordon is out, and the Browns barely have a chance to win this week.
Browns 24, Washington 20
The Browns are a miserable pile of bad luck and trouble, but they’re also due to give their fanbase a glimmer of hope beyond moral victories. As talent deficient as this roster is, they’re playing hard under Coach Jackson, and this is the week they finally break through with a win.
Washington 20, Browns 17
Hoping for one week without a DUI, someone going to rehab, or another injury.
Washington Professional Football Team 24, Browns Amateur Football Club 23
On the game’s final snap, a two-point conversion attempt for the win, Coach Jay Gruden calls for the unstoppable Omaha Right 42 Trumped-Up-Trickle Down. I can’t tell you too much about the play, but it involves Kirk Cousins ramming the ball down America’s throat. Everyone wins but Cleveland.