Jr. Deputy Accountant - Stories Contributed
Gay Dudes Outraged By United-Continental's Handling Of Their Dildo
Financial Markets | Aug 30 2012 10:50105
eBay Psychics Mistaken For Craigslist Sluts As eBay Abandons Metaphysical Wares
Financial Markets | Aug 30 2012 00:4096
One Colorado Attorney Learns It Sucks To Share a Name With a "Nutcase"
Financial Markets | Aug 29 2012 17:3095
Dallas Fed's Fisher Gets Me Excited But Doesn't Accomplish Much Else
Financial Markets | Aug 29 2012 13:0027
At Last, I've Been Groped By TSA!
Financial Markets | Aug 22 2012 23:5052
Iowa Farmers Are Not Impressed By Obama's Meat on Campaign Trail
Financial Markets | Aug 13 2012 23:5022
BREAKING: Woman Outraged By Turtles Doing It at National Aquarium in Baltimore
Financial Markets | Aug 08 2012 19:2426
The New American Normal: Box Wine
Financial Markets | Jul 01 2012 23:1432
So If It Isn't the Zombie Apocalypse, What Exactly Is Going On?
Financial Markets | Jun 02 2012 04:4257
Chilling Words From the Maryland Brain-Eater's Facebook Page
Financial Markets | Jun 01 2012 07:2228
GAO Finds Half of TARP Banks Paid Back Government Money With Government Money
Financial Markets | Mar 12 2012 08:02101
Deadbeats Never Make a Mortgage Payment on Million-Dollar Home, Manipulate the System to Stay In It
Financial Markets | Mar 04 2012 05:41137
Does Obama Have the Guts To Respond to This Former LAPD Deputy Chief on Marijuana?
Financial Markets | Jan 30 2012 03:4236
The Answer To Everything Is "The Government"
Financial Markets | Jan 20 2012 05:4145
TLP: Ron Paul Misses Herman Cain
Financial Markets | Dec 27 2011 21:2225
TLP: Mystery Solved, TSA Agents Are Obviously High
Financial Markets | Dec 27 2011 04:3223
UPDATE: You Can Bring Hidden Daggers to the Airport But Not Fake Bullet Belts
Financial Markets | Dec 23 2011 05:5226
Pittsburgh Celebrates the End of the Federal Reserve
Financial Markets | Dec 20 2011 04:4440
Ding Dong the Euro Is Dead!
Financial Markets | Dec 09 2011 04:2340
Here's a 1932 Cartoon That Explains Everything Happening Right Now
Financial Markets | Oct 16 2011 07:031162
Here Is the Entire Reason Wall Street Is Occupied
Financial Markets | Oct 14 2011 11:2232
Is $CIGX a Buy or a Scam?
Financial Markets | Oct 14 2011 08:02162
California State Employees Get a Rude Awakening
Financial Markets | Sep 07 2011 20:2133
Defunct Colonial Bank Sues The Sh*t Out of Its Former Auditors, Including PwC
Financial Markets | Aug 26 2011 22:5229
TLP: New Hampshire Favors Drunk-Driving For Prius Owners Over Disabled Motorists
Financial Markets | Aug 07 2011 01:3327
The TSA Robs You To Run a Thrift Store
Financial Markets | Aug 06 2011 06:0343
TLP: ABC News Wants You to Know it is Not a Pimp Anymore
Financial Markets | Jul 30 2011 15:0425
TLP: Damnit, This Lazy Stuff is Supposed to Be My Gig
Financial Markets | Jul 11 2011 00:4425
The Government Says Pot Is as Bad as Heroin
Financial Markets | Jul 10 2011 15:4289
Goldman Sachs Loves Dirty Fed Money
Financial Markets | Jul 09 2011 18:5431
LandAmerica Victims Sue the Crap Out of LandAm's Former Execs
Financial Markets | Jul 08 2011 22:3340
Oh Sh*t, Our Plan to Release Oil Didn't Work
Financial Markets | Jul 08 2011 12:0331
Homeless Kids Line the Road to Disney World
Financial Markets | Jul 05 2011 23:0253
Now That Strauss-Kahn is Out of the Way, Sexual Assault Case Looks Weak
Financial Markets | Jul 01 2011 11:1229
OMG! Obama Talks Debt With One Side of His Mouth, Stimulus With the Other
Financial Markets | Jun 29 2011 23:0224
TLP: That's Pronounced 'Bone-Us'
Financial Markets | Jun 28 2011 11:1233
Barney Frank Teams Up With an Unlikely Friend to End Marijuana Prohibition
Financial Markets | Jun 24 2011 11:1226
The Legislati Self-Destruct the Paper Gold and Silver Market by July 15th
Financial Markets | Jun 18 2011 20:5327
Those Darn Europeans Might Start Forcing Private Companies to Bail Out Greece (Again)
Financial Markets | Jun 18 2011 17:43117
Ron Paul Calls the Fed a Crackhead
Financial Markets | Jun 18 2011 15:1242
San Francisco Food Nazis Shut Down Underground Wild Foods Co-op
Financial Markets | Jun 18 2011 14:42406
Wage Inflation is a B*tch
Financial Markets | Jun 16 2011 02:0325
The FDA Finally Admits Industrial Chickens Are Full of Arsenic
Financial Markets | Jun 11 2011 18:2271
Jobs I Don't Envy: This Motherf***er
Financial Markets | Jun 10 2011 04:5227
Did China Really Unload 97% of Its Treasury Debt?
Financial Markets | Jun 07 2011 19:1239
WoW! Chinese Prisoners Forced to Mine Game Gold
Financial Markets | Jun 04 2011 00:4228
Richmond Fed Pisses Off the Virginia Good Old Boys With Gay Flag
Financial Markets | Jun 03 2011 01:2240
Zimbabwe Ben Visits My Landlord on the First of Each Month
Financial Markets | Jun 01 2011 20:5231
The Headlines Say It All (Or, Alternatively, "All You F%$^ing People Are Insane")
Financial Markets | May 31 2011 15:4227
Saudi Prince Says He Doesn't Want the West to Find Oil Alternatives
Financial Markets | May 30 2011 09:1230
Pixlr Is the New Photoshop
Financial Markets | May 30 2011 02:0343
Are You In a Food Desert?
Financial Markets | May 29 2011 17:5239
OMG! IER Says High Gas Prices are Part of the Obama Plan
Financial Markets | May 28 2011 20:1225
Why Doesn't Treasury Just Come Out and Say It... ?
Financial Markets | May 28 2011 18:3247
Herman Cain's Dirty Fed Past... So?
Financial Markets | May 27 2011 18:02101
Will June 30th Be the End of the World?
Financial Markets | May 25 2011 16:4333
TLP: Police Charge Unemployed Man with Shooting Tiny Loads for 'Stress Relief'
Financial Markets | May 23 2011 03:0145
The Fed Goes Retro
Financial Markets | May 22 2011 00:5237
Global Earthquake Activity, May 21, 2011 (Or, Alternatively, "There Goes Doomsday")
Financial Markets | May 21 2011 18:2174
OMG! Did Zbigniew Brzezinski Talk Sh*t About Obama?
Financial Markets | May 21 2011 04:0283
Rachel Maddow Toasts the End of the World
Financial Markets | May 21 2011 03:0231
Got Plans Saturday?
Financial Markets | May 19 2011 15:4271
You Could Have Owned Bernie Madoff's Minibar Liquor Bottles
Financial Markets | May 19 2011 02:3259
13-Year-Old Interrogated By Secret Service Over Facebook Posting
Financial Markets | May 17 2011 22:12641
DC Craigslist Items Wanted: 'Chambermaid' for Treasury Secretary Setup
Financial Markets | May 17 2011 14:3324
Here Comes the IMF Power Grab
Financial Markets | May 16 2011 15:2226
Pestilence Arrives Along the Mississippi
Financial Markets | May 16 2011 10:0224
BREAKING: F***ing, The Head of the IMF Is Doin It Wrong
Financial Markets | May 14 2011 23:4198
Hey Zimbabwe Ben, We Found Your F%$^ing Deflation
Financial Markets | May 06 2011 08:0275
Janet Yellen Is In Total Denial
Financial Markets | May 04 2011 16:0223
TLP: Two Minutes in the Penalty Box for Trying Too Hard
Financial Markets | May 03 2011 19:038
OMG! Too Bad Obama Can't Dump His Economic Woes in the Sea Too
Financial Markets | May 03 2011 16:533
Show Us the Long Form Death Certificate, Obama!
Financial Markets | May 02 2011 14:3233
Would-be Burger Flippers Flip Out on Each Other
Financial Markets | May 01 2011 18:24180
TLP: WikiLeaks Suspect in New Prison, Allowed to Wear Clothes, Amazingly Ready for Trial
Financial Markets | Apr 30 2011 17:0230
You Know We're Screwed When Wal-Mart Says We're Screwed
Financial Markets | Apr 30 2011 15:53191
Sketchy White House Calls the SF Chronicle a Bunch of Liars
Financial Markets | Apr 30 2011 14:4437
TLP: White House Spanks News Reporter for Reporting Actual News
Financial Markets | Apr 29 2011 17:2359
Gallup Poll: Americans Feel Worse About the Economy Now Than Ever
Financial Markets | Apr 29 2011 15:425
An Estimated 5 Million Chickens Dead in Alabama
Financial Markets | Apr 29 2011 14:03113
TLP: Maybe John King Always Wanted to be a Stay-at-Home Daddy
Financial Markets | Apr 28 2011 18:029
AP: Only a Big Rise in the Price of Oil Can Derail the Economic Recovery
Financial Markets | Apr 28 2011 17:4314
DUI Lawyer Sues Strip Club For Getting Him Drunk and Making Him Spend $19,000
Financial Markets | Apr 28 2011 16:1336
OMG! Trump Congratulates Himself For Pressuring the White House Into Releasing the Birth Certificate
Financial Markets | Apr 28 2011 10:0221
FOMC Acknowledges Inflation Concerns, Lunges Forward Into It Anyway
Financial Markets | Apr 27 2011 16:5212
Chase Takes Away Disney Dollars
Financial Markets | Apr 27 2011 09:0234
So Are CMKM Shareholders Still Waiting By the Mailbox?
Financial Markets | Apr 27 2011 02:2223
Can the U.S. Cure Its Fiscal Malaise? Yes. Will It? No.
Financial Markets | Apr 25 2011 16:2216
TLP: Some Things Really Ought to be Left to Professionals
Financial Markets | Apr 23 2011 22:4243
Texas Governor Rick Perry Tells Texans to Pray For Rain
Financial Markets | Apr 23 2011 18:223
America Politely Declines a Fifteenth Serving of Kool-Aid
Financial Markets | Apr 23 2011 15:1147
Still Waiting for That New $100 Bill...
Financial Markets | Apr 22 2011 14:2139
Lobbying for Central Bankers
Financial Markets | Apr 21 2011 17:024
Timmy the Tax Cheat is a Bazillion Percent Sure Congress Will Raise the Debt Ceiling
Financial Markets | Apr 17 2011 20:1119
OMG! Obama Wants Fancy Buttons
Financial Markets | Apr 16 2011 23:0163
USPS Accidentally Delivers the Wrong Statue of Liberty to Stamps
Financial Markets | Apr 16 2011 18:0224
TLP: A Few Less Cars on the Freeways Won't Hurt, Either
Financial Markets | Apr 16 2011 17:4219
Fed's Yellen: Defending the Fed (Again)
Financial Markets | Apr 16 2011 16:382
You Might Be a Terrorist If You Don't Like the TSA
Financial Markets | Apr 16 2011 00:3737
San Jose Cops Use Social Media to Capture Prolific Graffiti Artist
Financial Markets | Apr 15 2011 16:584
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