Nah, I kid, her tan is spray-on. It’s a slooooow news day, ladies and gents, so here’s a picture of Kristin wearing a dress that probably cost more than a semester of college but looks like something Julia Roberts wore in Pretty Woman. (Are there more recent Hollywood hooker references that I’m forgetting? I feel like Pretty Woman has been used for a really long time, and I should upgrade. Oh! Monica Bellucci’s lactating hooker in Shoot Em Up might wear something like this.)

To make things more interesting, I’m putting it to a poll:
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