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Welcome To The Clownocolypse! Clowns Are Zombies! | Episode 123

Wednesday, October 26, 2016 7:08
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Welcome To The Clownocolypse! Clowns Are Zombies

Welcome To The Clownocolypse!


Welcome To The Clownocolypse! Clowns Are Zombies!

This is our last episode! The world has become run  over by zombie clowns. That’s right Clowns are zombies. The end is here. And It’s not funny. Mike and I tried to get this podcast out on time in hopes that it can save some of you. 

If you are safe stay that way. Clowns are zombies now and you can’t trust them. 

The only way to kill them is to destroy the nose. That is those bastards only weakness. Unlike normal zombies headshots won’t work. 

Some survivors have had luck trapping them in invisible boxes. I would only recommend it as a last resort. 

Be advised to avoid any tiny cars. The clown zombie can drive and a horde of them can fit in a mini. If you are caught by a horde it’s over. 

Clowns Are Zombies!

I don’t know how it happened. What space radiation or mad scientist is to blame. All I know is that now clowns are zombies and mankind is at its end. 

There are pockets of resistance. Many are fighting the good fight. The odds are simply stacked against us. It’s too crazy. 

 I hope this final podcast reaches you and helps you to survive. One day the Survival punk podcast like mankind might make a triumphant return.  

Until then be safe and DIY to Kill Clowns Youse Guys!

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