From Syria to the Supreme Court — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
So, the people who refused to accept the 2000 and 2004 election results are losing their minds because Trump hinted he might not accept the results of the 2016 election?
Shocked! We are shocked!
During Wednesday night’s debate, Nana got herself in a bit of a tangle while trying to explain her Syrian “policy.”
For those of you scoring at home: Hillary was pro-war, then she was anti-war and now she’s pro-war because she’s anti-war.
Um, was Hillary allowed to mention the U.S. military’s nuclear response time? Kinda thought that was big-“C” Classified.
Oh right; she doesn’t know what “C” means.
Federal authorities announced this week that they arrested former government contractor Harold Thomas Martin, III on charges he stole thousands of classified files in what they called “breathtaking crimes.” Dude should have invested in “BleachBit;” its clients rave about it!
“It’s like a cloth or something.” — a satisfied customer.
According to Nana, “Donald thinks belittling women makes him a bigger man. It just makes him a bully.”
Whereas terrorizing and humiliating them for being raped by your husband makes you a “feminist.”
The old girl repeatedly pointed to her decades of “experience” as a reason to vote for her.
Forty-five years of proudly riding a serial rapist’s coattails. I guess that counts as “experience.”
Hillary is pro-amnesty for illegal aliens and pro-partial birth abortion. Claiming “we can’t rip families apart;” while supporting ripping babies apart.
What good are babies? They can’t keep my hedges trimmed for $10 a day!
Hillary seems to have a bit of a complex about little tykes, warning about an epidemic of gun-toting “toddlers.”
Oh sure! They look harmless.
With multiple Supreme Court vacancies likely to greet the next president, Hillary said “The Supreme Court needs to stand on the side of the American people, not powerful corporations.”
And when she says “American people,” she means both Goldman and Sachs.
President Obama took up Hillary’s case this week, proclaiming: “Even in the middle of crisis, she is calm and cool and collected.”
That’s terrific, Barry. Everyone looks “calm and cool and collected” when they’re unconscious.
Meet Bob Creamer. Thanks to James O’Keefe and Project Veritas, we know he’s a convicted felon who was paid to rig elections for the Democrat Party. He also visited the White House over 300 times, including repeated meetings with President Obama.
But voter fraud never happens, you racist.
Obama spokeshole Josh Earnest went full Orwell in response to O’Keefe’s discoveries, cautioning people to take the crippling proof of Democrat duplicity — in the Democrats’ own words — with “a whole packet of salt.”
We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Among the less-pressing issues raised by leaked emails between Hillary spokeshole John Podesta: a list of nearly 100 rejected ideas for slogans for Nana’s campaign; none of them really captured the old bat’s essence.
Old Lies Matter.
The thing that used to be Madonna threw her two cents into the election, offering free oral sex to people who vote for Hillary.
I’m pretty sure the only guy who’d even consider it is already voting for her.
Something was rotten in Lawrenceville, Georgia, this week when Hillary’s campaign bus was caught dumping human waste directly into a storm drain.
What “human waste?” John Podesta just wanted to stretch his legs.
Democrats were as quick to congratulate themselves for donating to help rebuild the Orange County, North Carolina, GOP headquarters as they were to swear they had nothing to do with the bombing in the first place.
Gee thanks for chipping in, guys. But maybe next time, don’t blow it up in the first place.
And, Hillary crone Lena Dunham condemned Trump’s 2005 comments about women. “We are here to say, together, in one loud voice, that this is not okay.”
That time a racist child molester — who faked being raped to sell books — lectured us on morality.
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”