From the theater to Thanksgiving — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Following his haranguing of Vice President-elect Pence at a performance of Hamilton, actor Brandon Dixon defended his ridiculous outburst by describing it as a “conversation.”
“Effete twerp yapping at someone” isn’t “conversation” any more than my dog “converses” with the mailman.
Some Democrats are demanding an “audit” of the presidential vote; convinced that enough pro-Hillary votes will surface to tilt the results.
Umm, not sure you actually wanna look under that tombstone. Dead bodies are gross.
Others are issuing death threats to members of the Electoral College slated to vote for Trump.
Remember when they got their panties in a wad because Trump cracked a joke about not accepting results? Yeah. Good times.
Breaking with traditional post-White House decorum, President Obama plans to attack Trump as often as possible to help lead Democrat opposition to the new president.
Given how helpful Barry has been so far, one can only hope.
Obama praised himself this week, “I’m extremely proud of the fact that over eight years we have not had the kinds of scandals that have plagued other administrations.”
Technically true. Over eight years, Obama has had all new kinds of scandals.
Some Democrats are outraged that Representative Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) is challenging Nancy Pelosi for the minority leader’s post, because “sexism.”
A man challenging a woman? The nerve!
The president-elect announced this week that he won’t pursue bringing his opponent to justice for her multiple crimes.
I do not like where this is going…
In the wake of Hillary’s electoral faceplant, donations to the Clinton Global Foundation are apparently drying up rapidly.
“It’s nothing personal, Nana. It’s just that you’ve got nothing left to sell.”
The word of the week for liberals is “Nazi.” As in: “Trump was cheered by Nazis.”
But not as in: “Hillary was funded by Nazis.”
White supremacy was also on the lefties’ minds, as they shrieked about an influx of “white supremacists” in the Republican party.
Pictured: the last actual KKK member elected to higher office. Not pictured: any Republicans.
How will the Democrat Party rebuild their shattered organization? By making a radical leftist and 9/11 “truther” with ties to known Islamic terrorist groups their chairperson, of course!
Kinda looks like they’re giving up.
Social and corporate media flacks are claiming “fake news” is a growing plague that threatens the public discourse.
I agree. The beatings should begin as soon as possible.
Speaking of media beatings, MSM kittens walked into a buzzsaw at Trump Tower this week; with the president-elect calling the cattle to what one witness described as a “f*cking firing squad.”
Not as much fun when someone isn’t feeding you the material in advance, eh Wolfie?
Hampshire College is putting the “liberal” in “liberal arts.” Students there were so “triggered” by Hillary Clinton’s electoral loss that the school has banned the American flag from campus, lest it offend the snowflakes.
Hampshire College: because some kids just aren’t up to the challenge of ITT Tech.
A hate blogger named Shannon Coakley is leading a national boycott of any company which has done business with any of the Trumps — even carrying Ivanka Trump’s clothing line.
Trying to put thousands of Americans out of work because you hate someone’s father. Not exactly the reason for the season.
Rumors have surfaced that the Obamas, already renting a $22,000 per month mansion in Washington for the president’s post-White House days, may also be looking to buy a pricey Rancho Mirage, California, home to go along with their Chicago palace.
I thought “multimillionaire” and “Marxist” were supposed to be mutually exclusive.
A mall in Florida has “reassigned” one of their Santas after he joked about putting Hillary Clinton on his “naughty” list.
He only did because “war-profiteering, borderline treasonous, sociopath list” is kinda wordy for 8 year olds.
And, with Thanksgiving just past and Christmas approaching, liberals offered “guides” on how snowflakes can discuss their hatred of non-liberals during family gatherings.
How about an extra helping of shut the hell up?
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”