Things That Really Matter

Things that really matter. The social media phenomenon has grown exponentially since AOL came on the scene in the last century. As we drift farther and farther away from reality we must pause, look back, and collect our thoughts, and common sense. What really happened at Berkeley? People following the myths promoted by social media gurus who sit behind their keyboards every day grinding out fake ideas, completely untested by time and gullible kids without the capacity to change a belt in a vacuum cleaner following like rats behind the cyber piper. That’s what!
Remember back when you were in school? Back when I was in school we had books. You see, when you read something it tends to have more weight than advice from the drunk on the corner begging for change because the end of the world is coming soon. Well, same thing with Facebook. Yesterday I read that Eddie Murphy was dead. It took me less than thirty seconds to vet that, and trash it. How many bought the story? Well, Everyone at Berkeley, that’s for sure. I mean they think an election can be nullified in the streets with a few well placed M-80s.
Facebook is a drama machine. That’s mostly all you see, and all the drama kings and queens swear to God it’s not them, it’s someone else. When you challenge someone in any sort of social media you create drama, drama being intriguing situations evoking opinions from all sides. Never forget that we’re basically naked apes hoarding our bananas. And folks get MAD when you diminish their demigods that they have sacrificed all for, their common sense being top of the list. Don’t laugh at them either. That’s when the bring out the FBI, CIA, NSA, and the local health board, AND begin to look seriously into their live feed (the new reality show) claiming mountains of “evidence” in their laundry room that will explain everything.
When you laugh off their claims their minions will attack. Of course you’re a homo, a pedophile, a drunk, or any manner of vile humanity because if they hear what you say then that’s reality, and reality is a bitter pill. And they are all the same. From “Marches For America” with the CEO, and founder predicting WWIII all the way down to housewives claiming to have a direct pipeline to government agencies who hang on their every word. The conflict flowing between these groups fuel the never ending drama machine better than any Hollywood script you can imagine.
But it’s fun IF you know they’re ALL full of it, and take them no more seriously than the latest Michael Moore movie. You don’t have to poke ‘em hard either. Any little prick will do because they all live in a cyber house of cards. They have forgotten things that really matter. Fried chicken. That matters. Martinis matter, too. Not running out of gas on the way to get gas. Finding a girl roughly your own age who is about as settled as you are. There are dozens of things that matter, but social media drama is simply not one of them. If you wonder what attracts you to these clowns . . . well, there it is . . . they’re CLOWNS! Unless you have a fear of clowns you have no problem with things like “March For America” in any of its current flavors either “Inc” or “2017.” They are like a Chinese menu. You can take one from column “A” or one from column “B” but don’t drink the Kool-Aide, and never forget the things that really matter!

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