From WWIII to Starbucks

From WWIII to Starbucks! What a country! No wonder Texas wants to secede. When President Trump bombed the King of the RagHeads earlier in the week, even Alex Jones ran to the restroom. All the liberals were screaming impeachment, the Brits threw up their hands, and Putin cried, “STOP! Or I’ll say ‘Stop’ again!” No war folks. Next!

Liberals simply cannot understand that Trump is the president. “Not my president!” Yes he IS. OBAMA is not your president. But, to a generation that also says, “Not my gender” what do you expect? In the article “AmeriCAN” I tried to emphasize the word “CAN!” Went right over a lot of vagina-capped heads. That’s what built America. We settle continents because we CAN. We go to the moon because we CAN. We will build that wall because we CAN!

As you all know, I’m a sac-religious old reptile bait, but I admire the Mormons. Not their religion, of course, but their audacity. They left the dis-United States, and settled beside a salty lake just so they could practice what they believed. Now in my opinion about the only good idea they had was polygamy, but that’s just me. But, when it all boiled down they were AmeriCANS!

We addressed the drug problem this week. Hey folks, I know it would be better if we all chanted mantras, and drank only spring water, but it’s never gonna happen. The human animal will consistently do the opposite of that which is good for him. Doing over and over and over again that which does not work. I’m a prime example. Been married six times. Wait. Was it six or seven? No, Sandra didn’t count. She was a Love Buddy.

In the middle of the week we got a little inspiration. Captain Shults stood tall in her cockpit and brought one hundred and fifty nine souls safety to land after her plane was stricken. This is what makes America great. She is an AmeriCAN!

Of course I took my weekly swipe at Mark Zuckerberg. As you know, I’m shifting away from Facebook toward MeWe because Facebook simply doesn’t work. I already know what my lunch looks like, and I don’t need a date. I made note that the CEO of Facebook was sitting on a stack of phone books so as to appear talker when confronted by Ted Cruz. Mark rewarded me by putting and algorithm on my page assuring that I was frozen in place. Haven’t received a comment there since I wrote the article. But, he has a cute wife.

And finally! Starbucks! Starbucks finally fell victim to its own political correctness. Two HomeBoys strolled Into their anti gun, pro-gay, Trump hating world, and brought down the whole house of cards. They completely forgot that they were a company in a capitalist nation founded upon the principle that Snowflakes WILL pay five dollars for a fifty cent cup of coffee. And, yet again, they do that because they CAN!

Coffee is Black, and so am I, So Why Can’t I Use The Restroom?

MeWe The Next Generation

Southwest 1380, we’re single engine

Here We Go Again

Drugs!

AmeriCAN

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