Six Year Old Arrested, Family Charged With 'Violent Extremism' (Satire)

Article By Alex Allen, Owner & Publisher of Liberty Battles.com

A New York elementary school was invaded by a SWAT Team earlier today. The team was working off a tip from the school’s administration that one of the students may have had a gun.

John Orwell, the principal of Police State Elementary in New York City, told Corporate Media 5 News that he overheard a six year old student mentioning the word “gun” and saw him laughing and making ‘gun-like hand gestures’ with a few of his classmates.

“I didn’t know what to do,” said Orwell. “I was afraid that he might have had a gun and that he could have been planning to use it on people at the school.” In a spontaneous and courageous act, Orwell got in touch with the police. He notified them that there was a potential terrorist threat involving a weapon at the school.

Within minutes, the school became an all-out war zone. The facilities were shut down, two military style helicopters were flying overhead, and the SWAT team was there, fully armed, and ready for action. They quickly entered the school with their weapons and searched until they were able to find the young boy who had been participating in this ‘terrorist-like’ activity. They pulled the young boy from his classroom crying and began to question him.

“We were just doing our job, asking him the right questions,” said Bob McBuffman, one of the SWAT Team members. “We asked him if he was associated in any way with Al Qaeda or if his parents were Libertarians or Constitutionalists.”

Because the boy was sobbing uncontrollably and unable to answer their questions, the SWAT Team was forced to strip search him and luckily, no weapons were found; but they did find a picture of the boy with his family in which his father was waring a Ron Paul 2012 t-shirt and a hat that read ‘Infowars.com,’ causing the team to report the family as possible violent extremists to their local fusion center.