The Mouse Trap—Al-Qaida Terrorists in Our Midst

I received the following anonymous story, “The Mouse Trap,” in one of those blast emails from a friend one day.  This story reflects analogously to what is unfortunately happening in America today.  It also reflects analogously to a combination of George Orwell’s Animal Farm and Michael Savage’s The Political Zoo.  Here goes.

A mouse [The President of the U.S., George W. Bush in this case] looked through a crack in the wall [accumulated CIA intelligence] to see the farmer [Osama bin Laden] and his wife [Saddam Hussein] opening a package [their master plan].  What food [benefits to society] might it contain?  He [the President] was aghast to discover that it was a mousetrap [al-Qaida terrorists].  Retreating to the farmyard [Congress of the U.S.], the mouse [President] gave the warning: “There is a mousetrap [al-Qaida terrorists] in the house [United States]; there is a mousetrap [al-Qaida terrorists] in the house [United States]!”

The chicken [secular progressives] clucked [countered] and scratched [spun], raised her head [voice], and said, “Mr. Mouse [Mr. President], I can tell you this is a grave concern to you [all the politics you are playing], but it is of no consequence to me [no serious threat].  I cannot be bothered by it [It’s the economy, stupid!].”

The mouse [President of the U.S.] turned to the pig [liberal Democrats] and told him, “There is a mouse trap [al-Qaida terrorists] in the house [United States].”  “I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse [Mr. President],” sympathized the pig [liberal Democrats], “but there is nothing I can do about it but pray [ignore it].  Rest assured you are in my prayers [ignorance].”

The mouse [President] turned to the cow [pacifists].  She [pacifists] said, “Like wow, Mr. Mouse [Mr. President].  We have a mousetrap [al-Qaida terrorists] in our midst?  I am in grave danger, no?  Duh?”

Thus, the mouse [President] returned to his house [the White House], head down and dejected, to face the farmer’s [Osama bin Laden’s] mousetrap [al-Qaida terrorists] alone.  That very night a sound [explosions] was heard throughout the house [United States], like the sound [explosions] of a mousetrap [al-Qaida terrorists] catching [blowing up] its prey [our big cities].

The farmer’s wife [Saddam Hussein] rushed to see what was caught [blown up cities].  In the darkness, she [Saddam Hussein] did not see that it was a venomous snake [conservatives, Republicans, and Department of Homeland Security (DHS)] whose tail [country] the trap [al-Qaida terrorists] had caught [blown up].  The snake [conservatives, Republicans, and DHS] bit [attacked] the farmer’s wife [Saddam Hussein].  The farmer [Osama bin Laden] rushed her to the hospital.  She returned home with a fever.  Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken [SP (Secular Progressives)] soup; so the farmer [Osama bin Laden] took his hatchet [henchmen] to the farmyard [Congress of the U.S.] for the soup’s main ingredient [SPs].

His wife’s [Saddam Hussein’s] sickness continued so that friends [French and Germans] and neighbors [Russians, Chinese, Iranians, Syrians, and North Koreans] came to sit with [support] her [Saddam Hussein] around the clock [in the United Nations].  To feed them, the farmer [Osama bin Laden] butchered the pig [liberal Democrats].  The farmer’s wife [Saddam Hussein] did not get well.  She [Saddam Hussein] died [by hanging in real life] on Saturday, December 30, 2006.  So many people came to her funeral that the farmer [Osama bin Laden] had the cow [pacifists] slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.

So, the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when the least of us [i.e., Israel] is threatened, all of us [the free world] are at risk.  In the book of Genesis of The Holy Bible, Cain [dissenting NATO countries] said about Abel [Israel], his brother, to our God, “Am I my brother’s keeper?”  We are all involved in the “spiritual warfare [War on Terrorism].”  We must all have a keen eye out [vigilance] one for another and be willing to make that extra care [sacrifice] and encouragement [support] to each other.

Yes, the SPs, liberal Democrats, and pacifists do not think seriously about the thousands of al-Qaida terrorist moles spread throughout the United States.  They do not believe that these al-Qaida terrorist moles will ever affect them.  Just wait until you see the first mushroom cloud from a suitcase nuclear explosion by one of them.  Then, and only then, these naive people may begin to realize what a pickle we are in.

Then, and only then, we may start listening to what our President (GWB), conservatives, and Republicans are telling them regarding the threats posed by Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and their fanatical fellow travelers (extremist, left wing, radical SPs).  In the meantime, they keep supporting the terrorists, Iran, North Korea, and their fellow travelers through their rhetoric and demonstrations.  Everyone else, including the successor President Barack Hussein Obama, sits dumb, fat, sassy, and happy.  They do not realize what is in store for us in the coming months and years.

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