The Mormons Magic Underpants

By Stuart Wilde

It’s possible that Mormon Mitt Romney may become President of the United States. Mormons believe God lives on a planet called Kolab.

They also believe that black people sinned in another incarnation, so that is why they were born black this time. I think it’s faintly possible they might be black because they come from Africa and it’s bloody hot there. They can’t be pale pink or nicotine yellow can they? I’m not sure why the Mormons haven’t thought of that. I was raised in Africa I don’t like racism.

The Mormans wear magic underpants, here below is a video on it.

And they forcebly marry off young virgins to old men in the church. The Viagra trucks run day and night to Salt Lake City, 24/7. It’s all very abusive of woman, who seem to be regarded as possessions and chattels, not nice. If you are a Mormon virgin I respectfully suggest you have a bonk as fast as you can, or you might wind up having to have sex with a smelly old skeleton with flappy skin on it.

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