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'Don't Shoot! I'm NOT DORNER!!' Bumper Stickers Hit eBay

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If you’re ready for some gallows humor about this whole Christopher Dorner situation, head on over to eBay.

There you’ll find a bumper sticker that reads “Don’t Shoot! I’m NOT DORNER!!” Get it? Because so far the LAPD has fired at two Hispanic women and the Torrance Police Department fired at a white man. In both cases, police said they thought they were firing at Dorner. There’s a window decal, too. (h/t Reddit)

There’s also a T-shirt just in case the problem isn’t that you have a truck like Dorner’s, but that you happen to have the same skin color as the renegade ex-LAPD cop.…er_sti.php


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    • stompk

      Friggen hilarious!

    • ********

      Californians need to write that on their car windows….

      Imagine all of the cars in LA with that written all over the windows…. lol

      What a cluster….

      Vote in a good sheriff. Deputize law abiding citizens. Shut down the LAPD. Investigate and incarcerate the corrupt individuals, COUNTY WIDE. Re-allocate LAPD assets to the Sheriffs department. And NEVER let another agency other than the Sheriffs Department enforce the laws in that county again.

      The above scenario can be implemented in ANY county that has a city police department.

      What, it’s not election time?

      Ever heard of a special election and the reasons to have one?

      Sounds like the people of that county have a damn good reason to get rid of the current sheriff and elect someone who will do what needs to be done.

      If you continue to do what you’ve always done then you will continue to get what you’ve always gotten…

    • Equalizer

      “Don’t DRONE me I’m NOT DORNER!!

    • 3Tenors

      If that is funny to you, you need to watch the film “Idiocracy”

    • dw2013

      I am definitely buying Bumper Stickers for family members in California, that’s for sure! Its sad but at the same time it brings a message across. What’s this world coming to, yes that man needs to be caught and put away for hurting Innocent people and our Law enforcement needs to make some changes and clean house. Get these corrupt cops out of law enforcement as soon as possible becoming accountable for their actions.

    • daleypun
    • Blackie the faithful border collie

      How about ‘don’t shoot I am not at elementary school’

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