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TIME OUT for Comic Relief: A JOKE

Sunday, February 17, 2013 7:46

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From time to time a reader sends me a pertinent joke. I have decided to publish the following joke for my readers. A little sarcastic humor at times is perhaps appropriate for the times we face.-PRS

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THE PHONE CALL

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. (No joke!) While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

   Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies,

” Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call…”

I get it.

-Pamela Rae Schuffert-

2013-02-16 19:04:09

Source: http://americanholocaustcoming.blogspot.com/2013/01/time-out-for-comic-relief-joke.html

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