Due to global warming, Santa's sleigh to be towed by dolphins this year
I know it’s true, because I just read it at the BBC. Santa’s North Pole workshop is underwater, due to the polar ice caps melting. But Santa isn’t a quitter, nosirree!
Santa, with a little backup from the elves, was able to corral a few dolphins as they were swimming about in the recently submerged workshop.
No word yet on whether the lead dolphin will still be sporting a red nose.
But even though calamitous climate change has struck a vicious blow, Santa’s get ‘er done moxy in the face of adversity has saved the day.
Merry Christmas!
Source: http://theviewfromfallingdowns.blogspot.com/2015/12/due-to-global-warming-santas-sleigh-to.html
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