About the Ninja

I knew a guy once who owned a racehorse. He kept it at his buddy’s place down the road. His wife knew nothing about the racehorse. He’d tell her that he was just heading over to Buddy’s farm to help with the chores, and of course every Saturday he had to help Buddy out at the racetrack.

I was thinking about this as I was blasting down the side-road on the Ninja. She’s an early eighties model, may have been a first year Ninja for all I know. Could be a collector item!

She’s a four-stroke 500cc twin, not nearly as temperamental as those two-stroke 500cc triples Kawasaki was putting out in the early 70s. Still, she’s got a redline of 11,000, and I generally lose my ambition by the time I’m half way there.

My pal Harvard lives at the end of the sideroad. He got his moniker because he’s the only guy in these parts who actually went there. Hated it. Loves the quiet life up here in The Bruce.

I’m still up in the air about the Ninja. I haven’t got round to registering it or getting insurance or any of that stuff, and I haven’t actually bought a helmet. Frankly, the Ninja scares me a little bit.

That’s not a bad thing. Being scared makes you careful.

As I was carefully negotiating the gravel side-road at a very decent clip, it occurred to me that I had something in common with Buddy and the racehorse.

The Farm Manager gets so into her Netflix she doesn’t notice that I’m off on a ten mile toot around the block on the Ninja. Buddy’s wife didn’t realize her man owned a racehorse until that horse won a race.

Buddy was so thrilled to have $7,049.50 in winnings in hand he immediately went home and spilled the beans…

Maybe when I win a motorcycle race I’ll do the same.