A Senator and a CIA guy walk into a bar

A Senator and a CIA guy walked into a bar around noon last Tuesday for a quick bite and a drink or two. Jon had a Ruben and Mike had a BLT and they had a couple of beers.

Then they had a couple more beers and sat around and shot the shit for awhile.

After that they had a few more beers. They were brainstorming.

Midafternoon the barkeep brought over a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue. That really helped the brainstorming. Beer. Scotch. Brainstorming.

Around 7:30 Jon says to Mike, well I should go but ya know, I fink we fuckin got us somethign here ya know…

And Mike says fuckin rigght we fukin do an ya know what ?

What sez Jon.

Ya know what?

What?

I think we fukin got us ya this is kgood I thidn we cna ya. We should call whathisfukinface agt the Post.

Ya, the Post. They’ll publishish it fgor sure…

Jon and Mike made it safely home that night. Their story appeared in the Washington Post today.