Insane Viral Lies That Became "Truths"

“In times of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act. Truth is truly treason in the empire of lies. Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” The law of the effectiveness of propaganda is that if you tell a lie often enough, it will soon be embraced, by the unthinking masses, as truth. And truth is the first casualty in the war for your mind.

Every statement I’m about to make are lies. And many of these lies are still believed by the masses.

LIES

Bats are blind

The government is here to help

Gun free zones make you safe

If you don’t believe official stories, you’re a straight jacket fitted, asylum ready, tin foil hat-wearing conspiracy theorist

More laws make us more free

You’ll get it done TOMORROW

Obama’s Affordable Care act was very affordable

The patriot act was extremely patriotic

Mainstream Media is Honest Journalism

TSA is NOT security theater

TSA makes air travel safer

The American Dollar is actually worth something

Abraham Lincoln hated slavery

We’ve been to the moon 6 times with 1960s technology

The civil war was primarily about freeing the slaves

The emancipation proclamation freed all slaves

Public school and college helps you learn and succeed.

1940s Japanese Americans could trust their government

Pasteurized milk is good for you

Fat is bad

Trust the Plan

The check’s in the mail

More Gun laws make us safer

Censorship protects society

I’ll still respect you in the morning

But everybody does it

Free energy technology doesn’t exist

The stock market crash of 1929 was not intentional

Those are only contrails

Trump’s son hunted the triceratops to extinction

CNN…The most trusted name in news

Diet sodas make you thin

Paying Taxes is voluntary

Semitic only means Jew

Cannabis is a gateway drug

FEMA is only here to help you!

There’s nothing wrong with eating sweet n low

FDR was a great President

The Reserve is federal.

Social Security is there to help us when we get older

Saddam had weapons of mass destruction

Taxation is not theft

“HATE” SPEECH is a thing

Jussie Smollett was a victim of a hate crime

There’s no cure for cancer

America is a democracy

The Covington Catholic kids were bigoted racists

Climate change is caused by man

Iraq was about 9/11

Iraq was about oil

Democracy should be protected and promoted

Afghanistan was about Bin Laden

Syria is about gas attacks

The people elect presidents

Congress is working in your best interests

The United States is a country, not a CORPORATION

Carbon dating is accurate

We evolved from monkeys

There’s no such thing as weather modification and manipulation

Bill Nye is a scientist

The Gulf of Tonkin incident was not an elaborate MSM CIA lie to get us into Vietnam

Brian Williams is honest

Cigarette smoking is not addictive

GM Truck gas tanks explode in sideways collisions

Your rights come from the Constitution

Alter boys are safe from priests in the catholic church

The war on drug was to stop drug use

If you like your health insurance you can keep your health insurance

There’s a wage gap between men and women based on sex

The Vatican has no political influence in the U.S.

Gay marriage is real marriage

All Christians are good people

Men can be women

women can be men

There are more than two genders

Abortion is safe, rare and only for rape, incest and when the mother’s life is in danger

The food pyramid is healthy

Smoking is good for you

White people have privilege

Socialism is the right thing to do

There’s such a thing as hate speech

Males are toxic

Peak Oil

Guns cause crime

Guns are what will do the killing

Politicians are here to help us

England can leave the EU

Russia Collusion

Israel is our Ally

You can trust your doctors

Saddam’s troops were stabbing babies in incubators

Banks are too big to fail

We’re gonna die from bird flu

We’re gonna die from swine flu

Vaccines are perfectly safe

Lead based paint is a good idea

Pharmaceutical drugs are safe

Fluoride in drinking water strengthens your teeth

Little kids can choose their gender

Me too movement cares about rape victims

Black lives matter cares about black people

Tiki torches mean you’re racist

America is full of white supremacists

Homosexuals and trans people only want equal rights and don’t want to indoctrinate your children

The Proud boys are terrorists

Drag Queen story hour helps to adjust your children

Antifa are not terrorists

Diversity is our strength

Hands up don’t shoot

Chemotherapy is a good option

Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone

Vets are being taken care of

Bernie Sanders wants to help the little guy

Jews are oppressed

Twitter, Google and Facebook don’t censor conservatives

Those trails from airplanes are merely ice crystals

Overpopulation will cause starvation

Benghazi was caused by a YouTube video

The Ozone layer is depleted by hairspray

9/11 was carried about by 19 al-Qaida members with box cutters who loved pink hair strippers

Sea levels are rising

Islam is a religion of peace

Comet pizza is just about making home town pizza

Seth Rich was robbed by a stranger

Veganism is environmentally responsible

Acid rain

Kavanaugh is a gang rapist

Margarine is healthier than butter

You have to bake cakes for gays or your not a good person

White people owe black people money and an apology

Women make just as good a soldiers as men

Y2K will end the world

The Clinton Foundation wants to help Haitians

Planned parenthood is an ally of families

Biden is just affectionate

Its perfectly normal that 300 of Clinton’s friends actually killed themselves

Wars foster peace

You can trust 5G

Smart meters won’t harm you

The USS Liberty wasn’t intentionally attacked by Israel

Breast implants aren’t harmful

TV Programming is not mind control

(and now some special appearances)

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

I’m not a crook

You can trust the police

Chemtrails are a myth

We went to the moon 5x with 1960s technology

Government is not a religion

The Titanic sunk because it hit an iceberg

Trump is a staunch defender of the second amendment

You are either with us or you are with the terrorists