Justin Trudeau's Bulletproof PR Stunt

We’ve been warned for months that unspecified entities are looking to disrupt our democracy.

Could be Putinist trolls sowing doubt about the democratic process…

Could be Putinist trolls riling up your deplorables to commit whatever deplorable things those people have up their sleeves.

Could be Putinist trolls turning French against English, Indians against settlers, vegans against carnivores, gay against straight. When diversity is your strength, you unfortunately give the enemy (Putin and his massed troll army) many more loose threads with which to pull apart the very fabric of our democracy!

So after being repeatedly warned by many experts across all media, no one can feign surprise that it’s finally happened; Trudeau now campaigning in bulletproof vest.

That’s right! Not only that, but “uniformed tactical officers wearing heavy backpacks surrounded Trudeau as he addressed the crowd.”

Oh my! Right here in Canada!

Wait a minute… do those guys with the heavy backpacks look like an RCMP tactical squad? Or do they look like a central casting version of same? What do you suppose could be in those heavy backpacks? Their heavy weapons?

When the bullets start to fly, they’re gonna take off their backpacks, fish out and assemble their weapons, and return fire?

I smell PR stunt!