We're about to gift Haiti another dose of "democracy and human rights"

Canada has been building democracy and freedom in Haiti for decades. We are so pumped to bring freedom and democracy to Haiti that we have twice connived in the removal of its democraticaly elected president. Yes, democracy works in mysterious ways. It’s that old “destroy the village to save it” conundrum, and it crops up wherever the Nations of Virtue are attempting to spread democracy, human rights, capitalism, and freedom. Since the last time we overthrew their democracy, the Haitians have only grown more restive. Gangs have taken over. They are now threatening the rule of the illegitimate PM who orchestrated the assassination of the previous illegitimate PM. Those savages just can’t figure it out! So now the gangs have taken over, and once again the US and Canada will have to move in to restore order. Canada has forwarded an advance shipment of armoured personnel carriers, much to the consternation of our Ukrainian ally, who figure they are entitled to first dibs on Canadian military hardware. Sorry, Mr. Zelensky. You may be fighting Putin, but in Haiti, they’re fighting GANGS!