Dumb Things Said to a PETA Investigator

Not
since a pig farmer told
our investigator, “Hurt ‘em! There’s nobody [who] works for
PETA out here,” have we recorded so many dumb statements on camera.

Yesterday, we
told you how, following PETA’s
investigation, the U.S. Department of Agriculture fined Chief
Saunooke Bear Park and suspended its exhibitor license.
These are some of the conversations that helped land the bear abusers in hot
water:

1. Bears Biting the Metal Bars

They
know the bears are miserable.

2. Hiding Things From the USDA

I’m
sure the USDA loved this.

3. Not Feeding the Bears

Jerks!

4. Eating the Bears

Whaaaaat?!

5. Discrimination Against Native Americans (Who Own the Park Land)

That
must have gone over well with the landlord.

6. Your Questionable Work Ethic

Things
that don’t go well together: impaired awareness and handling bears.

7. How to Treat a Lady

Susan’s
laughing now!

8. OK, so Now Pick
Your Jaw Up off the Floor

These
guys are so dumb that they could get their own reality show.

9. And Take Action for Bears!

The
bear pit has been indefinitely shut down, but we still need your voice to ensure that
the animals are safe for good. Sign the petition to request that the USDA immediately confiscate all the
bears from
the Chief Saunooke Bear Park and place them in a safe, reputable sanctuary.