10 Weird Ways Inventive Stoners Have Smoked Weed

Sure, we all know how stoners roll joints, and more of us than we’ll admit have rolled quite a few ourselves.

But, did you know the inventive lengths some stoners would go to smoke weed? There’s a whole world beyond joints, and it’s full of weedy delight! However, some methods are a lot less safe than others, so it’s important to be responsible with your highs.

Read on to find out 10 of the most unusual ways to smoke weed!

1. Bongs

Perhaps the most conventionally unconventional way to smoke weed, the bong is just awesome. For many stoners, their bongs are their prized possessions. A bong has the power to get you high fast, so it’s always good to have one even if you prefer rolling joints.

Bong rips are fun and easy enough even for beginners, and most bongs are fairly cheap to buy.

There are tons of different types of bongs, ranging from the most basic to the most ridiculously complicated. Bongs can be made out of glass, ceramic, metal, wood, plastic and even more exotic materials.

Some of the most common bong designs include:

• Bubbler bong
• Mini bong
• Straight tube bong
• Carburetor bong
• Beaker bong
• Round base bong
• Multi-chambered bong
• Scientific bong

And several others!

All bongs share one key feature. When smoking from a bong, the smoke passes through water as it travels from your weed to your mouth. This makes bongs somewhat healthier than conventional smoking techniques, and therefore more suitable for Medical Marijuana as well.

This key feature is also the main difference between bongs and pipes.

2. Pipes

Older than cigarettes, pipes are making a glorious comeback with the legalization of marijuana all over the world. The most obvious benefit of smoking your weed through a pipe? Of course, the incredible style.

Nothing is classier than taking hits out of a wooden pipe like a badass captain or perhaps some hero of the American Revolution. However, wooden pipes come with all the usual risks, and if your pipe is of poor quality, it will affect your smoking experience.

Thankfully, there are tons of quality brands of vintage pipes to choose from, and they are all compatible with smoking weed. It’s not really a science, is it?

3. Vaporizers

Vaporizers, or vape pens, are what you get when you mix science with good old weed. Vape pens are totally healthy and efficient, making them perhaps the best way to enjoy marijuana.

Stoner scientists came up with the idea to use a vaporizer to distill the pure vapor from your weed and deliver it straight to your lungs. This method minimizes all the unwanted side-effects, kills smells and delivers a pure high.

Vaping is a stoner’s dream. Though some more traditionally-minded stoners still prefer the older methods, vaping is both safer and more efficient. With vaping, you get zero debris or products of incomplete combustion into your body, which means healthier highs for everyone!

Moreover, vape pens can get you high with less heat. The lower temperature means that more of the good stuff from the weed remains intact. Yes, we’re talking about THC, which can be destroyed when exposed to extreme heat.

The only drawback of vaporizers is their price. While you can smoke weed by just rolling it up in a random piece of paper for free, a good vaporizer can set you back a few hundred dollars. Not every stoner can afford that, but hipster scientist stoners can, and enjoy their weed in the best possible form!

4. Apples

Smoking your weed through an apple sure sounds healthy, but is it really?

You may have tried smoking out of an apple in your college years when you didn’t have money for a pipe or some jerk broke your bong. Back then, there were no vaporizers, so we had to compromise and be creative.

This method refers to nothing else than a homemade pipe made by poking holes in a fresh apple. The apple is a silly, fun and totally disposable method of smoking weed that’s still popular among students today.

Apples have another surprising upside. They can actually give a pleasant aroma to low-quality weed, though you should avoid low-quality weed in the first place. Just remember not to eat the apple after the munchies kick in!

5. Huge Joints

Yes, normal-sized spliffs are common, but rolling up an enormous joint is a rare sight indeed.

What? You don’t know the difference between a joint and a spliff? Joints are basically made of marijuana all rolled up in paper. Spliffs have marijuana mixed in with tobacco.

So, there you have it. You can roll huge joints by combining lots of cig papers, or you can get creative. Keep in mind though that some types of paper, especially those with printed letters on it, or those who have been treated with wax or plastic, are a total no-go.

6. Gas Mask

Smoking your weed through a gas mask looks badass to some, and horrifying to others. Some of the most inventive homemade bongs are made by attaching a gas mask to one end so that you don’t lose even a cubic millimeter of the good stuff.

Note that smoking your weed through a gas mask means that your eyes will also come into contact with the smoke. So, avoid using a gas mask if your eyes are easily irritated by smoke.

Moreover, gas masks are fairly costly, though you can just settle for a cheap one since you just need it for recreation and not chemical warfare.

7. The Pool Gravity Bong

Sure, you might know of the regular gravity bong. It’s basically a way to use water pressure to draw in smoke. You need a plastic bottle and a bucket, and you’re good to go.

However, if you want to go BIG, then you can supersize everything and hit the pool. A pool gravity bong works like a regular gravity bong, but you can swim underneath and stick your head in the bucket to inhale the smoke directly.

Obviously, this is somewhat more complicated than a regular gravity bong, so don’t try it without a friend or three helping you out. You need someone to hold the bucket in place for the others to swim underneath and take hits anyway.

8. Dabs

Another lovechild of science with weed, dabbing is a hardcore way to get high but it’s not suitable for beginners.

Dabbing uses a potent extract of marijuana known as butane hash oil (BHO). It’s smoked with a bong bowl, but you have to use a frigging blowtorch to light it up!

Thanks to the insane heat from the blowtorch, your BHO is instantly vaporized and hits you straight in the brain. Even if you think you’re experienced, this thing packs a real punch!

Nonetheless, dabbing is still healthier than smoking joints as it comes with no debris or foreign materials.

9. Hot Knife

Before vape pens, we had to be inventive to get a concentrated hit. If you heat a knife long enough, the blade turns red. You can then drop your dab on it and get a similar effect as with dabbing.

Using a hot knife is creative and less expensive than having your own bong bowl. But why not buy a bong bowl anyway?

Regardless, if you are up for heating knives to dangerous temperatures, use this method with some kind of dome to capture the smoke, so you get more bang for your buck.

10. Straight to the Nose

Okay, imagine you’re stranded with just a bag of weed and a lighter. What do you do? The straight to the nose method attempts to give an answer to this problem.

This is a simple, yet reckless method. We do NOT advise you to use it but we’ve listed it here for scientific purposes (and because it’s funny as hell).

For this minimalistic approach, just stick some weed in one nostril, plug the other nostril, and set the weed on fire. Inhale, and you’re good to go…mostly.

Seriously, if you find yourselves with no bong, no apple, no paper, and no hot knife, just hold on to your weed for a while. This is NOT worth it!

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