7 Crazy Business Ideas Made in America

There is crazy, and there is…Crazy. This list is the second kind. 

While having the “Made in America” tag is seen as a great thing, not everything with a “Made in America” tag is great.

Some of them are outright insane, while others make us scratch our head and wonder what type of bong these folks were smoking from.

So buckle up, and check out those seven crazy business ideas that’ll make (or ruin) your day.

Crazy Business Ideas Case 1: The Dog Restaurant

We have to admit, this one is more cute than weird.

While we are more familiar with cat cafes, we haven’t heard of a restaurant that actually caters to dogs and dogs only.

Yet, here it is. The L.A.-based restaurant, Just Food For Dogs, is here to provide Michelin Star-equivalent meals for your dog and no you can’t have any.

Case 2: Chocolate Shoes

You can eat shoes made out of chocolate, for no specific reason. Just because.

You can find them through a basic google search, and make sure to ask for freezing instructions to avoid your shoes melting before you finish eating them.

Case 3: Hide Your…Beerbelly?

For when putting vodka into water bottles isn’t enough.

The Beerbelly provides a variety of products to help you with all sorts of boozy drinks and beverages. 

From a fake beer belly that you get to wrap around your waist to a hairbrush for some reason, to sunscreen bottle that doesn’t have sunscreen in it. 

Case 4: Virtual Dating Assistants For the Busy Businessperson

If you think your too busy for Tinder and too cool for Bumble, you can easily outsource it like the regular business-inclined person you are. 

The Virtual Dating Assistants (ViDA) will screen dating potentials, create dating profiles and even talk to your potential dates beforehand on your behalf. 

And we hope you are as savvy about your IT as you are about the dating scene.

If not, make sure you learn about outsourcing IT before anything else.

Case 5: Rotten Flowers for Your Favorite Rotten People

For when your relationship fails due to your virtual dating assistant mixing up your dates, or eloping with your date.

Dirty Rotten Flowers are here to get your dignity back for you by sending a delightful bouquet of (you guessed it) dead rotting putrifying flowers to your soon-to-be Ex.

Case 6: Buy Your Pets Some New Genitals

You have to admit that there is something inherently barbaric about spaying and neutering your pets.

Is it essential? Yes. But in order to assuage your guilt, we present to you: Neuticles.

They provide artificial testicular implants for your shy dog who misses his genitals, that you took away.

Case 7: Reserve a Spot in Heaven

And no, heaven is not the name of a boogie spa.

They mean actual heaven, the one with god at the helm.

Now you can purchase a spot in heaven for you or for a loved one (or not so loved one, whatever floats your boat). We know that it sounds like a scam, however the Reserve a Spot in Heaven company states that if you don’t get into Heaven, there is a full refund with your name on it.

The question is, do you they deposit it in cremation jars or do you have a preferred method?

There Is More Where That Came From

We hope this selection of seven crazy business ideas convinced you that opening a squirrel orphanage is not a terrible idea and that you should follow your dreams.

If you were delighted by the weirdness, make sure to check out the rest of our blog.

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