With an inexhaustible supply of bullshit emanating from DC it appears the fertiliser shortage may soon be over

With an inexhaustible supply of bullshit emanating from DC it appears the fertiliser shortage may soon be over.

Some have speculated the the bs is the source of the corona virus and experts are warning anyone who ventures near the Capitol to wash their hands.

This is looked at with scepticism by other doctors who postulate that there may not even be a Corona virus, that it is all in the head and exits through the mouth with the rest of the bullshit, but then others again say that this is proof that it does and can spread very quickly as a result.
One of the main conduits for the spread of this bs is the media which reaches into every nook and cranny of the country ensuring a never ending supply crud on which the masses feed.
It’s all free, unless you deduct the cost of weeds which spring up between the plants, such as lack of productivity, reduced workforce and nuclear war.
The latter is particularly worrying as after it springs up nothing else tends to grow.
Oh well, back to the wishing well.
A new rural manager is being looked at by Trump and Co.
Her name is Tulsi Gabbard.

She hails from the wide blue yonder – a fresh start.
He thinks she can turn it around.
Others agree.
Just a matter of getting rid of the weeds, which feed on the swamp.
The swamp itself will be filled in with fresh soil, rich in nutrients. 
It will grow the best crops, the tallest in the field, without blemish, without corruption. No storms will level it, no pestilence devour it and the people will feed from it like cows in fresh green pasture.
This is all speculation of course.
It takes more than that to make it happen and prevent the weeds from returning.