Police to clampdown on illegally parked Prime Ministers after collision with jogger
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POLICE in Leeds have announced a clampdown on dangerously parked Prime Ministers after a jogger collided with one today on his way to a nearby gym.
A spokesperson for West Yorkshire Police said uniformed officers from the Neighbourhood Policing Teams will be on the look-out for any prime ministers which have been illegally left outside schools and public buildings in busy pedestrian areas throughout the city.
Anyone caught obstructing a public thoroughfare with a carelessly parked prime minister could face a fine of up to £200.
The move comes just weeks after Home Secretary Theresa May announced plans to clampdown on public displays of poverty by making possession of a working class accent in public an imprisonable offence.
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