Slog guerrilla group places Pelosi under house arrest “partly for her own good”*
*But mainly to save the other 7.8999703 billion of us from being blown up just to make America great again
In a bold act of humanitarian mercy, The Slog Ultra Pacifist Army rescued Planet Earth from the undiplomatic geopolitical muddle of what passes for Nancy Pelosi’s mind this afternoon. Following a daring raid on USS Lewinsky, she was airlifted to a secret African destination where she underwent immediate plastic surgery under the swingeing scalpel of pro-am eugenicist Dr Saul Bollocks. The results (see above left) were later described by Joe Blob as “a vast improvement”.
Source: https://therealslog.com/2022/08/04/slog-guerrilla-group-places-pelosi-under-house-arrest-partly-for-her-own-good/
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