Imf Emergency Liquidity Injection Fails

Apparently the IMF Chief…Dominique Strauss Kahn… carried his mandate too far in Manhattan this weekend. Confused over his duties as chief of world liquidity he overstepped his purvue with his hotel maid when he came out of his shower naked and discovered her in his room. Believing apparently that she was there to recieve an injection of liquidity he chased her down the hall and allegedly tried to sexually assault her in an attempt to maintain his mandate. In spite of her struggles the IMF Chief persisted allegedly forcing her to perform a sex act. She allegedly escaped when he tried to pull off her panties and reported him to her supervisors. He had already left the room leaving his cell phone behind. Ultimately he was pulled off his first class seat at the airport by the NY Port Authority. Surely there has been a misunderstanding and once his bailout is completed and the appropriate monetization is completed then the unseemly affair will be over. Until then the NYPD Sex crimes division will complete their investigations.

NY TIMES

The leader of the International Monetary Fund was pulled from an airplane moments before he was to fly to Paris and was being questioned Saturday in connection with the violent sexual assault of a hotel maid, police said.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a possible French presidential candidate in 2012, was taken from the first-class section of an Air France flight at John F. Kennedy International Airport by Port Authority officers and turned over to Manhattan detectives, The New York Times reported.

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