Madame President

Just in time for the new year to welcome the next Presidential news cycle. How can you not like her? She’s fresh. She’s likable. She’s attractive, and dog gone it she’s been selected so get used to it. Yes boys and girls its the beginning of the next election cycle and you can get a jump on it if you like today. Think of it. If you know WHO your next President is then you can invest accordingly. That is a big bonus for you ponzi pumpers so I’m here today to help you make money in the stock market.

Oh I bet you’re one of those conspiracy theory nut jobs that believes Hillary was involved in the Benghazi mess. That’s ridiculous. She was only the Secretary of State and said very clearly to the Congress that “why couldn’t we just be friends”….or sumthin’ like that after a grueling day of questioning shortly after losing a dear friend and fellow State Department colleague. You can’t blame her for that.

I know there are millions of people out there needing someone that is willing to stand up to Congress just like Hillary did when the Afghanistan and Iraq wars were perpetrated on an unsuspecting public. After all, she understood the insanity of these corporate wars, she fought against the Vietnam War and even smoked dope and painted signs. She’s a real person. She’s not going to join the neocon war cabal. She’s going to fight for YOU and for YOUR safety from the invading hoardes of Zombies.

Even more importantly she will maintain the strong social alliance that has kept our nation strong. 60 million Food Stamps can’t be allowed to deteriorate. But more importantly she’ll keep our defense strong. She’ll spend trillions on that important sector. In fact instead of a chicken in every pot….she’s going to promise an MRAP in every town square. Its the least she could do for the “hard core” supporters. 

If you don’t like it, you know what you can do about it. You get out there and organize. You get out there and work your tail off in your republic. See if we care. Get out there and tell your friends to vote for candidate B. Reach down in that fat little wallet of yours and pull some of that crisp green fiat out and spend it for your candidate. We don’t care. After all, its a free country. 

Yup….I like her. She’s just what we need….and deserve. So you naysayers get out there and participate all you want to subvert her, but right here and right now I am here to tell you she’s a CINCH! So fight her, but we really DON’T CARE.