Extreme Dystopia

There you go again…(to borrow from another senile politician)…saying that we are in some fake reality Kli. I know Kli , you’re gonna say everything is “fixed”. Its all just some kinda of fraud to cover up a sinister plan to delude the little people into believing that the entire system is quick sand and we’re all about to be flushed down some galactic sinkhole.

Next thing you’ll say is the morning CNBS crowd sitting in the (virtually deserted) NYSE floor is only for show to serve as a normalcy bias shill. You’ll say that Mark Haines was probably offed just before he went public on the air with a “major” announcement regarding 911….ok ok that may have crossed the line. 

Of course no one is going to believe you, if you start in on our free election process. That’s unimpeachable. We’re certainly the most exceptional democracy there. Sure, maybe its a little strange that a pompous jackass with a bad comb over is running again the Wicked Witch of the West. After all she did beat Bernie fair and square. We might have had a Communist, Anti-War, Anti-Banker creep in CONtrol if he had won. And Trump……well….we know Jeb should have been given the election but unfortunately on 17 other people agreed with us and word has it that his wife voted for Trump. So you see, DEMOCRACY WORKS! So shove it Kli.

I know I can’t wait to vote for the lesser of two evils Kli. Hell, who knows, Trump might be the real deal. All the Assclowns in charge hate his guts, but I don’t mind if Hillary wins, she’s strong on defense and it’s about time a woman is in charge after these clowns.

You’re crazy Kli. How can you not look at these two candidates and realize just how strong our system is? Just open your eyes. You’ve got two 70 year olds. One with a bad dye job and comb over and the other with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. It doesn’t get any better than this Kli!