Please Remain Calm

Your pilot has asked you to please fasten your seatbelt.  This is only for your protection. This is not for any abrupt nosedives or mid air collisions or crash landings. Its only for your protection from bumble bee and mosquito attacks. We don’t expect any problems but we are going to put on our emergency parachutes and exit the plane through the front cabin exits. Please enjoy the remainder of your flight and once again we thank you for flying on Fed to the Moon Airline. It is a once in a lifetime experience, so we hoped you enjoyed it.

So here we are 7 years later after beginning this flight to the moon. There has been no “end of the earth” event. Nature has not entered into the equation. The K winter never happened. Apple continues to make great innovations…..well at least a watch…..and rolls along to the promise land for its believers. Amazon is selling shit to your front door for free. Gold is only up 500% from its lows in 2002. Wal Mart can’t decide if there anymore Mom n Pop bizznezzes worth wiping out. Bartenders and waitresses have had a banner decade. In fact, individually they’ve never had so many “great” jobs to make their rent and food.


“You’re On Your Own!!”
The dollar continues to drive the war machine to even greater heights. We’ve managed to become loved around the world after killing millions in the Middle East. As a result of this global love a mass killings is going to become an Olympic sport. Joining the Army and fighting for globalism is the only route to employment and/or college for many Amerikan youth. Globalism, in spite of Brexit, Grexit, Frexit, and many other threats remains in CONtrol. 

Wealth extraction from the global masses remains intact. Financialization has now become a term representing salvation from the “great financial crisis”. You know the “great financial crisis” that Bernanke saved us all from. Remember….it was the massive debt cycle that was mathematically impossible to fix that was fixed by doubling the debt. Of course that was just a little bit of a lie. Numero uno, it was more like a tripling of the debt with a variety of off book scams.  And numero dos…..you can’t fix a debt disaster with even MORE DEBT. 

Guess what you can do? You can use the printing press to keep interest rates at zero and SCREW the peeps that obey the rules by extracting their savings and forcing them into risk assets. Sounds good if you went into the risk assets right?  LOL …..just stay in those assets. They will eventually pull every loose piece of meat off your bones in what will seem like a blink of an eye. They’ll hammer your “safe” risk assets to hell with you sitting at the wheel wondering what just burned your ass to the ground. LOL and guess what? You were even warned by them. Over and over this year they’ve told you.  Have fun. Its all for your own good. Please ignore our President telling us its “The calm before the storm”. As Skippy has said ….”its all good”.