United Nations HEADQUARTERS to be moved to Israel and is leaving New York
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United Nations Headquarters to be moved to Israel http://www.theisraelidaily.com/headquarters-united-nations-moved-israel/ January 18, 2015 |
United Nations Skyline View, New York City.
In what many will view as a surprising move, the UN has voted to relocate its headquarters to Israel. According to recent U.S. polls, Americans feel that the UN has overstayed its Manhattan visit. One Alabama resident told the Israeli Daily, “Yup, they’ve been here since 1952. 51 years is long enough! Wait, what’s 2015 minus 1952?”
After nearly 63 years in the heart of New York City, the UN’s General Assembly voted on Israel as its next location. Many Israelis are thrilled at the UN’s decision. “With 17,500 resolutions against Israel, I thought they hated us,” said Tel Aviv’s Mayor. “It’s like, the whole world loves us now!” Not all Israelis agree, though. According to Israel’s hardline and pudgy Foreign Minister, “Allowing the headquarters of the UN to come here means we have to give up more territory. Watch, they’ll want a beachfront location just like the U.S. Embassy. I vote for war.” In regards to UN soldiers being stationed in Israel, the IDF’s Chief of Staff was quite direct. “Personally, I have no problem with the soldiers being here, but expect a request to change those girly powder-blue helmets to something more manly. You’re in the Middle East now!”
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With the UN in Israel, resolutions against Israel will continue to be passed in Israel against Israelis, and there is no indication that the amount of UN resolutions against Israel will decline. According to one UN official who spoke off record, “we’ve got a bet on when they’ll reach 20,000. With 2,500 more to go, my money’s on next month.”
The current Israeli administration pleaded with the U.S. to help keep the UN off Israeli territory. The Israelis even put forward many other possibilities, such as the moon. The Americans however made a solid case for the UN decision and convinced the Israelis of the benefits of such a move. No one has any idea what those benefits are.
In related and more pressing news, a global petition has been started for UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador Alyssa Milano and UNHCR Special Envoy Angelina Jolie to go topless in any new upcoming movie, preferably together, in a shower scene.
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NOTE: For those who have not understood the real “Puppet Maester” behind the USA sovereign city-state called Washington, D.C., the master string puller is the Vatican, which is a pagan occult-centered all-male collective that hides behind the “peace and love” mantra. It is Luciferian by doctrine and decree. It uses its Jesuit army to kill anyone that gets in its way. It controls the U.N. agendas. The loving Catholic people are not aware of these facts, or reject them out of fear of the Pope. The Vatican vowed it would take Jerusalem. [Source: The Vatican's Hidden Jerusalem Agenda. http://www.thetrumpet.com/article/6191.28052.115.0/middle-east/israel/the-vaticans-hidden-jerusalem-agenda]
[Source: PBS Documentary: Secrets of the Vatican. URL: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/]
The real Temple Mount site has been found by the archeologists in the City of David, which is the plot of land under the destroyed second Temple. That land is owned by the Zionists, who occupy the State Department of Israel. The next Jewish temple will be built by the force of the anti-Christ, which is on the way to Israel via the U.N. The Jesuit Palace was built in Jerusalem long ago. The anti-Christ, the Adversary of all real Jews and Christians, is finished using the USA as a military base. The U.N. plan for the United States in the near future is: It will be destroyed. Since the “leaders” of the US Government seem to agree with the Vatican’s political takeover of Israel, that means the USA will also get a takeover. Why? Because Yahweh is an “eye for an eye” kind of God, when it comes to his real estate, the Holy City of Zion (Jerusalem). “Grace” does not apply to it.
For documentation of the historical development of the Vatican’s control using the cloak of “charity”, take time to watch the following videos. Let a German Zoology Professor explain to you thousands of years of history by using real documented evidence in a concise series of lectures.
The Secret behind the Secret Societies
http://amazingdiscoveries.tv/categories&cid=2&c=Total_Onslaught&lo=detailed&s=mr&t=a&p=2
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Islamic - Catholic Connection – Full Lecture (Copyright 2004)
http://amazingdiscoveries.tv/media/129/216-med-the-islamic-connection/
Video (1:36:01)
The close ties between Rome, the Vatican, the Catholic faith and Islam. Both having their roots in Babylonian paganism. The false-front of the rapidly growing Christian faith was simply grafted on by Constantine in early A.D. (Ano Domini).
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934 – The Beamable Sustainable Princes / Rekindling the Reformation – Walter Veith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtM6qtNzLHM&feature=player_embedded#
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AS fare as I’m concerned….The sooner the better! Let’s get H.R. 75 moving forward and get out this screwed up mess. The United States of America needs to be free of U.N. influence.
Very
interesting
R.E. Sutherland, M.Ed.
btw everyone is always invited,
to visit, http://thetreasureofzion.com …
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Satire has now become truth ! FFS !
The UN in Israel?
Going by the comments, some of you poor folk would believe anything if it is in print !
for all the naysayers,
if anyone has doubts as to who the “people” are who rule you, there you go.
the un based in the most backwards, terrorist state on earth. what more do you need?
the most brutal and criminal beings on earth rule israel, and you.
Yes, truthlovingsoul,
You are SO right!
Let us show the BIN Readers the special Preyers that will be recited before each UN Session, once the Organization is moved to isra-HELL!!!!
The Talmud
“When a Jew murders a gentile (‘Cuthean’), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep” (Sanhedrin 57a).
“Jews may use lies (‘subterfuges’) to circumvent a Gentile”
(Baba Kamma 113a).
“All gentile children are animals”
(Yebamoth 98a).
“A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old”
(Sanhedrin 54b).
“When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing”
(Kethuboth 11b).
“Jesus is in hell, being boiled in “hot excrement”
(Gittin 57a).
“Mary, the mother of Jesus, was a whore and played the harlot with carpenters”
(Sanhedrin, 106a, 106b)
“[Christ] practised sorcery and enticed Israel to apostacy”
(Sanhedrin, 43a).
“Jews must destroy the books of the Christians, i.e. the New Testament”
(Shabbath 116a).
“A woman who had intercourse with a beast is eligible to marry a Jewish priest.
A woman who has sex with a demon is also eligible to marry a Jewish priest”
(Yebamoth 59b).
The time to Honor you 3 monolithic zionist judeo-christo-muscle SCUMDUMB white-skinned led all male THUG-HOARDING-KILLER CULTISTS WILL SOON BE OVER!
yes, they are such a peaceful and loving people. can’t imagine why they’ve been run out so many times before………
they hide behind judaeism like a naughty child behind mommy.
they are satanic, plain and simple, and good jews are been dragged along for the ride.
The United Nations imagine a vain thing! The nations united will not stand against the King of kings, and the Lord of lords. If you’re with them you oppose what is right!
This is satire folks. Please use your brain. I don’t blame contributors for putting out trash, or BIN for posting it….the problem with our country is the absolute idiocy of the readers, listeners and voters who let others open their craniums and insert anything they wish. If anyone cannot use their brain responsibly, please stay off the internet and definitely don’t go t the voting booth —- I don’t appreciate Sheeple being able to determine my fate with the crap they allow to be inserted into their minds unchecked.
TY
Guerilla.
However, I for
one got a clue as to
the direction of the satire
when I got wind of the name
of the author. One Rani Steelballs.
Very, very, very, very, very, interesting.
Don’t just assume, that you can discern all
of another posters views, by a few short words
written in response to a contributors post. After all,
that would be ” absolute idiocy ” Guerilla Media Network.
BTW, everyone is invited to visit, http://thetreasureofzion.com
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“the problem with our country is the absolute idiocy of the readers, listeners and voters who let others open their craniums and insert anything they wish” quote
– its called mind control not ‘idiocy’, definitely not ‘absolute idiocy’ and no one opens your cranium and inserts stuff – only an idiot would say that – its very demeaning. your divisive tone is noted – we need to come together not insult each other, unless the insult is warranted.
I make an exception for iamamerican he seems to fit your bill
april fools day has come early this year. good effort though!
Prophecy seems to take forever to happen when one is constantly looking for it. This news is so prophetic it pales in significance to many others. With this move the antichrist will have a worldwide platform to become the leader of the whole World, right in the heart of Israel.
This is incredible news – thank you for bringing it.
MUST WATCH VIDEO WITH THIS INCREDIBLE NEWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj-UP9PqiUY
Yipee lets dump this garbage on the YIDS!
As Daniel foretold and Jesus confirmed, he who would seek to cause all to worship his image:
Mark 13
4 But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:
For the seat of world government to be in Israel is one more sign. Another is the impending failure of the United States due to unsustainable debt levels thus causing it to push for a one world government. It is a matter of time.
Take not the mark. Do not turn from the Lord even if you have sinned grievously. Just say, let me see you in your Kingdom.
That’s because they know that every square inch of New York is going to be NUKED!
Agenda 21 proves the UN is a tyrannical organization that is steadily thwarting everything America always stood for. And the UN is under increasingly under Vatican control and influence.
The Hebrews’ “Shmitah” was when all debts were wiped out; this occurred periodically, at seven-year intervals; although of course the Jubilee Years, which occurred every 50 years, were the really big events.
We all know that the US is bankrupt, and so trying to start wars all over the world, wherein others will kill each other, and the US will supply the weaponry for them to do this, and thus re establish themselves economically, as happened during and post WW2.
The signs are that the coming September 24th, ie “Elul 29″ in the Hebrew lunar calendar, will release the Mother of All Shmitahs. US debt will be arbitrarily wiped out; this will release some tremendous forces of reaction, eg by those who have foolishly accepted US debt, ie predominantly China.
There is a fairly well-known book called The Bible Codes; the most recent incarnation of this book reveals that no date can be found in the Scriptures past 2016.
Many, indeed most, of the words revealed in these codes are of the apocalyptic variety.
All I would say is that whoever has ears to hear, needs to prepare for this date; it really is going to be big.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRh8rcVNtUk
Goodbye and good riddance!
Also, for the sake of efficiency, Washington will be moved to Jerusalem, NY to Tel Aviv and the Vatican to the rebuilt Temple Mount. This will require a tax increase of course and may require you to work 2 jobs – but don’t complain. We will hear you. we are the chosen ones you are our slaves so be grateful we let you live (for now.)
The UN is a puppet of the bankers where voters get bribed to vote against their own national interests and moving to Isreal would break the illusion of the UN not being any more than a bunch of traitors selling out to the highest bidder.
Sorry but no way will they move the UN to zionist central unless they wanted to blow it up using a false flag
Top left corner of website: “Because all news is satirical”
Jesus people! DUE DILIGENCE.