Life Begins, Mop it up
So it seems once again the main focus of the Right wing, praise the Lord is Abortion. Praise the Lord! The discussion has to be, when does life begin? Praise the Lord or in Chris Cristie’s case, Praise the Lard. Now some people think life begins when the little sperm fellow meets his lovely bride, the egg. Praise the omelet! Some say only after the little fart growing inside of you reaches a point where it can say, “get me out of here”, is there life. That would be wrong, praise the hanger.
Let me tell you what I think as God has spoken to me, that was after six scotch and waters. Praise the peace lovers, Hick!
As it was told to me, life begins at erection. Starts getting into gear at the sign of a chubby. Praise the blue balls.
So my friends each time you spill the seed, (jerk Off) you are killing babies. Oh the humanity!
Oral sex, wrong wrong wrong, that would be as if you were a cannibal. Goodness eating raw babies, praise the Malox.
This is why Porn is wrong, you know you want to grab yourself and have some relief, just remember each time you do you’re killing a baby. Thank you for your time, I have to go watch that lesbo scene from the black swan. Oh Lordy!
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