Update: The Next United States Senator from Kentucky?

Update: This post was overtaken by events. She will not be running.

I am seriously bummed. Now the Democrats will field someone who won’t be nearly as fun to take down. Damn. Well, I started the attack process the puffy faced moonbat and it was a good post. It even included a little original art.

It is below the fold and is ever so slightly NSFW.

Ashley Judd, the 44-year-old actress and social activist, has told key advisers and political figures that she is planning to announce her candidacy for U.S. Senate. She explained that she is ready to handle Mitch McConnell.

“I have been raped twice, so I think I can handle Mitch McConnell.”

That is just one of many quotes that will endear her to the good people of Kentucky. Here are a few others.

“I don’t believe in marriage. I think at worst it’s a hostile political act, a way for small-minded men to keep women in the house and out of the way, wrapped up in the guise of tradition and conservative religious nonsense.”

“I think that [Obama] is a powerful leader. I think he’s a brilliant man. I think that he has an incredible devotion to our constitution, and that he is now able to flower more as the president I knew he could be.”

“It’s unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.”

“To this day, a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status is her father ‘giving’ away her away to her husband at their wedding, and the ongoing practice of women giving up their last names in order to assume the name of their husband’s families, into which they have effectively been traded.”

“Patriarchal religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a God that is like a man, a God presented and discussed exclusively in male imagery, which legitimizes and seals male power. It is the intention to dominate, even if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

That ought to play well in Kentucky.

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